Where you people get your silly ideas from… 
Have you never touched Dieter’s monkey?
The English upper class belongs in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out where.
Around 10% of the population is gay. Hmm…
Percentage of successful MIT applicants who eat pizza with a knife and fork: 0.00%
On the other hand, percentage of successful MIT applicants who are lactose-intolerant: 23.5%
From gay people, of course!
Because you eat your pizza with a knife and fork. Or you’re not gay enough. Or a tard. Or… something. I’m kind of confused at this point.
Beneath the Germans?
I eat my peas with honey.
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on my knife.
Maybe, but you wouldn’t want to cross any Sopranos.
Bratwurst, tilsit, and sauerkraut pizza sounds pretty good to me.
Gay.
So you’re saying that they have the clap? :eek:
(Or is only the gay ones?)
Wow, this kid gets worked up over the most trivial of things.
Well, can’t argue with the science.
I wonder if he would start a Pit thread over being called a “drama queen.”
Guess I am extremely gay 'cause of the way I eat pizza.
Who would have thunk? :dubious:
I had haggis pizza once.
It was offal.
Who are you callin’ Amish, buddy?
But do they have pizza?
Ewe, gross!
For those who didn’t get the Legally Blonde reference. 
Oh, wait, I just showed you all I know something about Broadway musicals … shitshitshit …