Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay

So, a bunch of guys who have never kissed women and the closest they’ve ever been to a naked woman was when they came out of their mom; who sit in their basements and craphole apartments playing a game and associating only with other basement dwelling virgins; think something is “gay”.

This is what you’re complaining about? :dubious:

My theory is that people like this throw around the term as often as possible, secretly hoping that someday, their best friend will come onto them when they’re alone, and they won’t be so alone anymore.

Kinda like how every Republican or Evangalist who denounces homosexuality eventually is proven to like it, if only on the side.

Settle down spaz.

It’s not just pizza: People judge you on how you eat spaghetti too: Eating Spaghetti with a Spoon - Neatorama

And no, I don’t know which is the homosexual way of eating spaghetti.

I don’t really care how you eat your pizza, and I hate the way some people use the word ‘gay.’ But New Yorkers have strong opinions about pizza. For example, Jon Stewart.

I just wish there were more people out there like you. It’s getting seriously annoying when everyone has to up your ass just because you do things slightly differently. And the way that word is tossed around is irritating as well.

I think it’s whichever way you do it while you are banging another dude. Knife, fork, spoon, all optional. It’s the cock that does the trick.

Now I am thinking about tricks that could be done with cocks and spaghetti. There is no way this night can end well. I’ll update you all from the burn unit. For Science!

I think you’d do better to spend more time tossing and less time whining about dining habits. You need a hobby.

I was just irritated about what people implied about eating with a fork and knife. I don’t have a problem with how one eats as long as it’s a reasonable method. What annoyed me was how people were literally insulting others who ate with a fork and knife. They thought that the skill and elegance of eating pizza with utensils was beneath them. That’s what ticked me off.

He said tossed.

I get the feeling that this entire pitting has nothing to do with pizza or cutlery.

Or spaghetti.

That is the standing question when in Europe, you know. Sometimes it is damned hard to tell.

Eating vegan pizza with a knife and fork is, at the very least, bi-curious.

You seem to have a lot of time on your hands.

To you people who eat it with a knife and fork, I have but one thing to say: What is wrong with all you people?

But not pizza! :smiley:

I don’t think Australia is gay. Or am I missing something about the phrase “Down Under”?

It’s gay to say things are gay. That is all you need to know.

This is a lot like those people who think that, after swigging your tequila, you’re supposed to lick salt from your hand (or a girl’s butt, or a man’s belly button.) Me, I always take tequila as a margarita, rimmed with salt.

Pizza is eaten with a knife and fork. That thing you eat in the US, whatever it is, is not pizza.

Also, why the hell would you go to fora other than The Dope? It’s fucking crazy out there.