What makes you think that this defines pizza in America?
I can give it to you in almost every American city I’ve lived in.
snerk
I dream of a life where my biggest headache is people criticizing how I eat pizza. Enjoy this stage of your life. One day, some girl is going to smile at you and you’ll start sweating and forget how to talk. Your face might even clear up, you voice will drop an octave and you’ll get your “for real” first hard on. Then eating pizza won’t seem like such a big problem.
Yeah, pretty much. In a world where people chew with their mouths open and double dip in the shared appetizer in public places, laughing at people for eating anything with a fork is pretty low on the “I give a fuck what they think” scale.
“Look at that huge jackass lying in a pile of its own shit… I think it’s dead!”
“Nah, it’s just resting!”
Elegance? You’re eating pizza. Eating pizza is like eating a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. If it is correctly made, it is easy and clean to eat with one’s fingers, and silly to eat with a knife and fork.
On occasion, I have been forced by circumstance to eat an inappropriately overloaded slice. I will employ utensils in these cases since the “easy and clean” aspect of the food is destroyed by the pizza’s poor design. It makes little sense to do battle with a slice that is dripping crap all over my hand as I try to bring it up to my mouth.
Correctly made Neapolitan pizzas are slippery and messy in the middle. It makes sense to use a knife and fork until you get to the firmer part.
Eating pizza with a knife and fork may or may not be gay, but it’s been demonstrated that people can’t tell the difference between gay and vegan 
What you should also understand is that most of Ike the pizza I get are really slippery and it flops all over the place which causes all the veggies to keep falling off. If it was a sturdy piece of cheese pizza, maybe eating with my fingers would be possible. But the kind of pizzas I get are typically meant for fork and knife usage, or else it makes for a pretty messy/annoying and disorganized experience. But I don’t really care what people think. If they’re going to judge me on my use of cutlery while eating pizza, screw hem.
You’re going to be judged, all right. But there’s plenty more to go on than how gaily you eat pizza.
I’m not sure how many people realize this or not, but when people give you shit about how you eat your pizza in a thread in IMHO (or Cafe Society, whatever) – they’re not really giving you shit about how you eat your pizza. They’re participating in an activity most of us refer to as, “having a little fun.”
Now get the stick out of your ass and eat your pizza like a man. And don’t let me catch you putting ranch dressing on your fucking chicken wings!
Actually this pit thread wasn’t about the IMHO (Now CS) thread I started about this topic. That was just a poll. This thread was about something else (I think this is in my OP).
Anyways, like I said, I don’t really give a shit about what people think. I just god mad about what they said about cutlery use during pizza consumption, and got all carried away in my OP. But I suppose that is what the Pit is for - to vent out your frustration about something.
“He not gay, you gay!!”
I don’t know about everyone else, but I find this statement to be very believable. Really.
Is that a good thing?
Sarcasm? It is indeed a good thing.
Is Anonymous User supposed to be sitting in class and posting, by the way?
Did anyone tell the kid yet that using “gay” to denote something embarrassing or outdated is offensive and bigoted? I mean, before he gets smacked publicly or called on the floor for doing this in real life.
Eating pizza with a knife and fork looks pretty OCD and persnickity. I wouldn’t think you were much fun or a very daring guy if I saw it. 'Course, I shovel in pizza with both hands and deep throat that shit, so I may not be the spokesperson for casual restaurant decorum.
Right, *you *would think sarcasm is good, wouldn’t you? :dubious:
No, the reason I’m able to post is because I have time between classes. Phones are permitted outside of classes, and I have data connection. Also, we got out early anyways due to midterm exams.