I’m not sure I believe you.
News to me! Then again, I don’t think I’ve ever eaten pizza with English people.
Sandwiched in between Jude Law and Stephen Fry, I suppose.
Your pizza doesn’t have sauce or bread in it?
You know in China there’s a tale of “the passion of the cut sleeve”? Refers to a guy that didn’t want to wake the lover sleeping on top of his arm, so he cut his sleeve off.
Did he use a knife and fork?
A lot of that depends on where you’re eating your pizza and what type it is.
If you’re eating at say… Dough and using a knife and fork, nobody’s going to call it OCD and persnickety.
However, if you’re at Big Cletus’ Pizzoloseum watching the animatronic possums and eating your pizza with a knife and fork, then yeah, it probably is OCD and persnickety.
… and it can get your ass kicked if you look gay enough.
You cut me deep with that link, brah. Tummy’s growling and mouth watering. Knife and fork hell, I’d put my face in the plate.
it might not be gay but it is fruity.
This sounds suspiciously like the legend of the Prophet Mohammad not wanting to awaken his pet cat who was sleeping on the sleeve of his robe. So he cut the sleeve of the robe off.
Makes more sense than the Chinese story. The lover still would’ve woken up if the guy moved his arm, sleeve or no sleeve. Now, if he cut his arm off…
Eating pizza with a fork and knife isn’t gay, but if you’re eating your pizza with “skill and elegance”, then the heft of your footwear can reasonably called into question.
It’s vegan pizza, not fruit pizza.
Did someone say Fruity Pizza?
Fruit Pizza - now that is gay.
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I don’t know why it’s taking you so long to get this. But get it through your seemingly VERY thick skull:
-Being called gay does not exist in the real adult world. It is a juvenile insult that means ABSOLUTELY nothing. It’s something guys say to other guys to be mean. It’s offensive, bigoted, and should NOT cause you to be upset in any way shape or form. When someone calls you gay say, “what’s wrong with being gay? What do you have against gay people? Do you hate blacks and Jews too?” or just tell them to bend over so you can show them how gay you are. Laugh it off, shrug it off, play it off with a joke of your own. Don’t let it make you angry or feel insecure.
-Caring about what other people think of the way you eat your food shows extreme insecurity and a lack of callousness that is going to be required for making your way through everyday life. YOU SAY YOU DON’T CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, SO STOP FUCKING CARING.
-Your pit threads suck. The pit is NOT just a place to blow off steam. Technically, yes. But your rants and your steam should be about something that people can get passionate about or take you seriously about. NO one, NO ONE, not even the people making fun of you by calling you gay, care even ONE BIT about the way you eat your food. NO ONE CARES ABOUT ANY OF YOUR STUPID PIT THREADS.
That being said, you are an endless source of entertainment and I actually like you a lot. Also, I’m gay.
Alright I get it. And you are right. I do kind of have trouble understanding things easily. I am kind of “thick skilled”.
I don’t understand this sentence
The gist is that before, he could not eat pizza with a fork and knife but found he can with a knife and fork.
Nah. Your real problem is you’re too thin skunned.
And that’s where the gay snuck in?
After all, what are a knife and fork if not two gay pieces of cutlery trying to pass for straight by pretending they’re into your plate?
Gays are always sneaking in!