Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay

The BBQ Pit
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Hmm…I live with this guy, and this thread has got me thinking. He eats pizza and hamburgers and even french fries (which he calls by the suspect word ‘chips’) with a knife and fork.* He’s also a vegetarian. He carries a manbag and likes to go clothes shopping when I do. He also insists on packing a huge bag of carrots to take with him when he works away during the week. Don’t even get me started on the fruity stripey and patterned socks he wears.

:eek:

:stuck_out_tongue:

*As do I…and come to think of it most of the people I’ve met here in the UK, including the guys.

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What else would be expected from the nation that created fruitcake?

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I could call you a genius, doesn’t make it so! Don’t worry about being called gay, by the time you graduate 8th grade you’ll be mature enough to understand that they are just words, and letting it upset you speaks to your immaturity more than any thing else!

Oh, and consider a bog for your junior high dramas, you keep on posting them here and you’re likely to get these same results repeated.

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If ‘thick skilled’ is gay code for ‘spelling challenged’ then yes, yes you are.

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I meant to say “thick skinned”. Anyways, I’m a freshman in high school - 15 years old.

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I was 13 when I was a high school freshman. Are you some sort of slacker?

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No, that’s the standard age for a high school freshman. Usually, high school freshmen are 14 years old turning 15. I turned 15 just several weeks ago around New Years. This means that when I’m a senior, I’ll be 18 years old.

Although there are some young freshmen who start out as 13 years old, and then turn 14 in fall. But I’m not one of them.

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Because that TOTALLY works with 15-year-olds.

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I think you meant “blog”, but a bog would be a fine place for them too.

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If it’s a peat bog, they can later by recycled as fire lighters.

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Does using a knife and fork turn a hamburger vegetarian? :dubious:

Or is the hamburger gay?

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How are you supposed to eat a hamburger if it’s not with a knife and fork, with a spoon? Grabbing it with your hand seems kind of sloppy when it’s bun-less.

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Couldn’t get past the first page. Some kid running through the board yelling “look at me!” has gotten tiresome. If it is a kid. First person I’m thinking about putting on ignore.

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In Spain, there is no mental concept of a hamburger bun, or “pan de hamburguesa.” When explorers first brought sandwiches to Spain, the native Spaniards couldn’t see them. When presented with sandwich filling alone, however, the Spaniards opened their arms to the newcomers.

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Heh – no, apologies for that; Quornburgers. (He also eats stuff he calls ‘cheatin’ chicken’ and ‘sham’ which is also made from Quorn.)

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I’m more concerned that he might actually be French.

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I had to look that up, thanks for the lead. I recently had to give up cow products and that looks like a good replacement.

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In America, the term “hamburger” is a contraction of “Hamburg steak sandwich,” so unless you specify, it is assumed that a hamburger has a bun.

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I eat pizza with a spoon and a melon baller. I think I might be bi.

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The uncontracted form is seldom used. I daresay never, except possibly by Paul F. Tompkins in character as Andrew Lloyd Webber…

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Well, life handed me a real life opportunity to test this out. I currently have 7 15 year old freshmen in my basement (they are there voluntarily… one is my son). They wanted pizza and I asked what kind and they ordered two cheese and one supreme. Not a veggie pizza in the bunch. After I picked it up and called them up to “come and get it” I actually asked if anyone wanted a knife and fork… they looked at me like I had a third eye. Nobody took me up on it.

The sample consisted of four boys and three girls… the boys specifically invited these girls over so I’m pretty sure at least 6 of the 7 are not gay.

So, straight guys and girls don’t eat veggie pizza nor use a knife and fork. Even one who is questionable doesn’t do it either. So, based on this, eating veggie pizza with a knife and fork is not typical straight 15 year old behavior.

Science doesn’t lie… sorry, but you better let your Dad know you are gay.

Oh, and as I’m typing this, my son and one of the girls just came up and got a can of whipped cream from the fridge. Definitely not gay. (and yes, I’ll be heading down to check on things in a minute or two).