If 2025 was a drink, it would be...?

Warm and flat lite beer.

A Hurricane.

Mass-produced, fizzy, generic, utterly shit lager.

Radioactive sewage spiked with sulfuric acid.

The worst drink I’ve ever had: screaming nazi

( equal parts Jager and rumpleminz)

Get back to me after you’ve had an Ouzo Sour.