Warm and flat lite beer.
A Hurricane.
Mass-produced, fizzy, generic, utterly shit lager.
Radioactive sewage spiked with sulfuric acid.
The worst drink I’ve ever had: screaming nazi
( equal parts Jager and rumpleminz)
Get back to me after you’ve had an Ouzo Sour.
A kamikaze or a mind eraser.
Human Centipede (Position Three).
gassy ditch water - rank, suspicious and toxic, and no amount of little umbrellas, fruit and ice will disguise it.
Five parts Malort, one part surströmming brine, with a hákarl garnish and a squeeze of lemon.
I call it a Viking funeral, because one sip and you’ll want to be pushed out to sea in a burning dinghy.
A Molotov cocktail.
HDP
Lead-acetate wine. A lot of people think it tastes sweet at first, but it’s all artificial, it’s cheap, and not only will it get you drunk, it’ll cause brain damage in the long term.
HPD is not meant to be Spanish, is it? Would be an apt description for this year.
Like hijo de puta.
Spoilered to protect the sensitivities of those who still think that cursing is worse than the reason for cursing
No. It’s a reference to a popular TV show (Pluribus) currently in the US zeitgeist. I can’t tell you what it stands for without a major spoiler.
It would be a Sourtoe Cocktail, which is whiskey with an actual mummified human toe in it.
In other words, it’s hard to believe any of it is real, but it is, and you wonder what kind of stupidity got us into this.
I’ve had a Greek Margarita (made with Ouzo). It was pretty nasty.
Are you in Nicaragua?
…it would be a cocktail. A Molotov in the right hands and in the right direction.