Hemlock
A Malort-and-limburger-cheese smoothie.
Syrup of ipecac.
Arsenic and old lace with a Mickey Finn chaser
The Stable Genius.
Straight bullshit on the rocks.
Surströmming in Coke
That’s what I think I meant but I was apparently prepositionally challenged at the time of writing.
Either way, what a gag fest of a drink, eh?
It just ruins some perfectly good fish.
Depends on the brand of Coke/s.
Hákarl Coke
That would be too ichthy for me.
The only possible response:
< slaps @Ellecram with a wet trout >
I couldn’t resist and will accept the slapping 
A good horrific pun should never be resisted.
-metaphorically steps over the slapped-silly-by trout @Ellecram-
Is anyone here considering making any of these concoctions to toast 2025 goodbye? Because most of them are far too horrible to consider, but I have thought briefly of making a “bitter herbs” of a drink in unhappy remembrance of 2025.
I’d rather buy some French champagne, for the day I have something to celebrate. Why make myself more miserable by drinking something so horrible?
And I like anise-flavored beverages and herbal liqueurs. Just not mixed together.
Appreciate the metaphorical avoidance.
Trout wounds are still raw and attracting winter flies.
Re: Plans to choose from the 2025 Drink Menu as listed above?
Although it would be symbolically powerful, I don’t think my innards could withstand the deluge.
Perhaps I can figure out a way to do it symbolically.
I have a long history of “Playing Pretend” successfully.
These are drinks that best represent 2025, not drinks that you personally would partake of.
Wear the scars with pride, that was absolutely off the scale.
I think the best way to forget all the horrors of 2025 would be to have two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, at least.