"If Bush had lost I would have moved to Amsterdam"

No, I didn’t say this, but I heard one of my students say it. Later, I was thinking it didn’t make any sense. As far as I know, the Netherlands is a pretty liberal country, no?

I’m thinking your student had other reasons than political asylum for wanting to move to Amsterdam.

As a Dutchman I have to say this must be one mixed-up kid.
Bush is very much disliked in the Netherlands.
I think the Netherlands are amongst the most leftist communities on earth.

Don’t let that kid leave school for any reason whatsoever.

How difficult would it be for one to immigrate to the Netherlands?

“If it hadn’t been for my horse, I never would have spent that year at college.”- Lewis Black quoting a young lady he overheard in the middle of a conversation.

Easy. Marry a clogboy. Warning, though: the paperwork is a bitch.

Yeah, but liberals are so much easier to bear when drugs are plentiful.

It’s “that horse”, which makes it even more cryptic. “My horse” at least narrows it down a bit.