My contribution: if we hadn’t invented the sofa, cats would have.
If we hadn’t invented cars with windows, dogs would have.
If we hadn’t invented bird feeders, squirrels would have.
If we hadn’t invented lawyers, snakes would have.
Based on the logical pattern of prior posts, shouldn’t lawyers have been invented by benthic sea creatures?
If we hadn’t invented SARS-CoV-2, bats would have.
If we hadn’t invented airplanes, suicidal ducks would have.
If @EinsteinsHund handn’t invented this thread first, @Gatopescado wouldn’t have fished the cat but @Beckdawrek would have wrecked it bad, bad, badly anyway.
If we hadn’t invented the wheel, hamsters would have.