If I see one more thread with 'Resolved:' in the title, I'm gonna..

Well, I don’t know what I’m going to do, but it won’t be pleasant.

Yeah, that was annoying me, as well. And now, you’ve titled one more thread with ‘Resolved:’ in it. You’re on my list, Mangetout.

Yeah, and while we’re at it, enough with titles such as “The ‘Infinitely Recursive Thread Name’ Thread”. Er, even though I started one like that just the other day…

Yeah. The other one that’s grown old (and cold) is that ‘wherein’ one.

…if yet more threads with “Resolved” in the title are opened for the express purpose of doing so because of this one. (There are two others currently. I expect more.)

For my part, I really don’t like those titles that end with ellipses, with a post body that starts with more ellipses. Really pisses me off.

What?

Well, I’m glad that’s resolved.

I had the same reaction when every other thread title started with “In which” or “Wherein”.

The advice given to me was something along these lines: “Pull the stick out of your ass you fucking crybaby.”
I can always rely on my fellow dopers for a sympathetic ear.

Aw jeez, now I’m getting all teary.

RESOLVED: There will be anther “Ask the Gay Guy!” thread.

And me, I really hate those “Ask the…” threads. Infringers!

Esprix

“Resolved” is the second tiredest part of the middle school’s Rhetoric class. The tiredest is opening with “The dictionary defines ___ as. . .”

I should have titled this thread:
Resolved: if I see another thread with…