Yeah, otherwise known by parents around the world as our “using our God-given brains”?
Well, to be fair, the guy did work in wonky conditions. Had to write his own OS and compilers, boot-strap everything because the existing infrastructure was seriously lacking and the drivers were simply non existant, he did come up with some nifty self-replicating, self-updating apps, and the graphics are gorgeous. You hafta give him that much.
It’s still a half-assed effort that could have done with a lot more polish, but there’s some salvageable code in there. I have high hopes for the sequel, now that he’s got some experience under his belt and got lots of feedback.
Well, I’d have nothing to live for in such a universe. How boring 
On the slight chance you’re being genuine here: Have you met my friend Dr. Pangloss?
Our ears and nose are at just the right level for holding our eyeglasses, and our legs are obviously built for accommodating pantaloons? And our bodies are perfectly designed for spreading HIV and incubating cancer. And man, nothing starves to death quite as nicely as an African child!
I’d like to be a spiteful, smiteful god with passive-aggressive tendencies—I think that’s the only way to assure forced unconditional love from my sentient creations. I’d play embarrassing practical jokes on them, like spontaneously voiding their bowels on airplanes, to keep them on their toes and amuse myself. I’d sprinkle in a few rewards like eliminating sharp edges, spiders, parking tickets and plagues just to demonstrate how nice I can be when properly worshipped and adored.