If life was a horror movie script...

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… then this cute video I saw on MSN would turn out differently.

http://msnvideo.msn.com/?channelindex=2&from=en-us_msnhpvidmod#/video/8d9f6717-1ec8-4e45-8164-8f1844440d77

In it a woman is bowled over by a mass of cute little baby goats. All is well.

But if life was a horror movie those little goats, when they got her down, would suddenly turn viscious and rend her limb from limb right in front of the guy doing the filming. Blood, screams, the whole works. Then the goats would turn towards the filmer and we’d hear an OMG as the camera fell.

What other horror scripts from ordinary life can you come up with?

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Well if it were a Superhero Comic book, she would become… GOAT GIRL! Fighting crime with her awesome GOAT powers.

3

“I got her watch. You grab her phone.”

4

I was wondering how you come up with that kind of thought, hehehhe. The goats are very cute…

5

<baby goats> Where the heck are her teets! </baby goats>
Now, if this were a horror script, we’d all be marked for death by tramplings of other baby animals for discussing this. Starting with the slut. You know who you are.

6

I assume this is a raw outtake from Ghostbusters. It seems like they dropped the whole “Cats-Responsible-For-Calling-Zuul” storyline.

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And if it was a Japanese animation movie, you don’t want to know what would sprout from the goats, trust me.