(Almost-but-not-quite zombie, I hope)
My name is either Star or Lyndia, as I get quite a lot of spams from a variety of places, and on a large variety of topics. I’m guessing somehow those names got associated to the address and it got sold all over the place.
In the last few days, my last name(s) have been revealed to me and apparently I’m Star Boardway or Lyndia Bonner. :dubious:
Oh - and among the variety of spams my alter egos are receiving, are suggestions that they’re seeing “Christian business”. 
I am quite wealthy, having won millions of pounds in the UK lottery - several times this week. Although I have been to the UK, I don’t recall playing the lottery (damn British beer!) and certainly don’t recall playing so often. I’m a lucky guy.
Apart from winning numerous email lotteries, having a tiny (read: non-existent) penis, needing illegal pharmaceuticals and being in a position to help a variety of people in Sierra Leone and Nigeria with their ill-gotten gains, I am also apparently in desperate need of a new fake designer handbag, a second-hand car from some auto dealer in Warren (wherever the hell that is) and some real estate in the same area!