I just got one claiming to be from “SkypeTeam” with the title “You have deferred emails loudspeakers !”.
List some funny or strange ones you’ve received.
I get crap with idiotic titles but I dont open them
what you be doing openin yo’s?
He didn’t say he opened it.
No. I did not say that I opened it.
My IRL email addy begins with the word ‘talk’. I always chuckle when I get an email subject line that says something like “Talk, how have you been?” or “I’ve missed you, Talk, what’s new?”. But my favorite one was titled “I have for you considerable weiners”. No, I didn’t open it, but it caused me to speculate…was it German porn? was it from Omaha steaks?
I opened to read it because the subject line cracked me up:
Subject: Ejaculate like a porn star!
The unique male enhancing formula is 100% natural and there are no side effects from using it. Get one her! [website]
Just found this in my spam folder.
Is that US dollars or Canadian dollars? And if your name is Chris Colin Wier, why was this sent by one Sliwka Corey in some Canadian school system?
All your base are belong to us.
Gee, Skywatcher, I wish I could have been one of the lucky precipitants! 
I did some checking and they couldn’t even get the guy’s name right! It’s not Chris Colin Weir, it’s Colin Weir and his wife Chris who won that record jackpot. Five years ago.
I just got one that said they were with www.westermumiom.com. I think they ran out of N’s.
I actively write back to many of them just for fun. I consider them penpals.
Man, 161 trillion pounds is a lot of money! I didn’t even know there were that many pounds in circulation.
Just checked my spam folder.
Depressing - all I get are ads for some miracle pill or another - and very, very few are for Viagra. Mostly antibiotics and gawd knows what else.
And the titles are in almost passable English.
Sucks to be old. Sucks even more to never be old…
They are now so rich that spelling no longer matters.
Mine are always well punctuated, like
[?][?]00__ᴍᴇᴇᴛ_ [?]ɴᴇᴡ [?]_Friᴇɴds__ᴊᴏɪɴ__ᴛʜᴇ__FUn__00[?][?]
There aren’t. The GDP of the whole world is about 75 trillion US dollars per annum, so their lottery winnings would be all the GDP in the world for about two and a half years. No wonder the rest of us are so poor.
You mean the “money shot” on her face?
I’ve never understood that; I thought using my hand to finish is for when I’m not with a woman. :o
Has anyone ever met a Barrister in the US? I’ve known lawyers & esquires, & councilors, & attorneys, & prosecutors, & public defenders but I don’t believe I’ve ever met a barrister.
Hey, if you’re not part of the precipitate, you’re part of the solution! (High-school chemistry joke 
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I just checked my junk folder, and found one where they said they like my facebook picture. Oh, good, I’m glad you like the picture of a Pilgrim I put there.
I got one once that had the word “phishing” in the address. It was like “irsphishing @ bot . org,” or something that inspired no confidence whatsoever in clicking on it.