If Pink Floyd was giving financial advice ...

*Pink Floyd giving financial advice:
“Careful with That Tax Eugene”

Pink Floyd giving farming advice
“Careful with That Ox Eugene”

Pink Floyd giving witchcraft advice
“Careful with That Hex Eugene”

Pink Floyd giving marital advice
“Careful with That Ex Eugene”

Inappropriate confused biologist advice:
Careful With that Ex Huge Gene?

Brazilian advice:
Careful with that wax Eugene.

Swedish fishmonger’s advice
“Careful with that lox you Gene!”

Modern Communication Advice
Careful with that text Eugene !
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Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

I’d think more along the lines of investing in crazy diamonds.

Someone has given bad advice:

One of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces.

Movie projection advice:
“Careful with that IMAX Eugene!”

Not so modern communication advice:
“Careful with that fax Eugene!”

When dealing with cancer cells used medical reseach:
Careful with Henrietta Lacks, Eugene.

How to deal with a jail cell with too many people?
“Free Four.”

Where should we go on vacation?
“San Tropez.”

What should I invest in? How much should I invest? How do I know when to sell? Oh, man…

Breathe

Don’t binge eat, you could choke:
“Careful with those Jax, Eugene.”

Pay attention at Band Camp
“Careful with that sax, Eugene.”

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If Pink Floyd was giving advice on how to avoid spreading a cold…

“Careful with that achoo, Gene”

Construction advice: another brick -------- naah, too easy.

If Pink Floyd was giving advice on whether or not to sponsor a charity:

“Don’t give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit.”

If Pink Floyd was giving advice on natural fertilizers:

“Don’t give me any of that do-goody-good bullshit.”

If Pink Floyd were a plumber:
Careful with that crack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a hit man:
Careful with that whack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were pleading the 5th:
Careful with those facts, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd worked for AAA:
Careful with that jack, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were a doctor trying to immunize Jenny McCarthy’s kid:
Careful with that vax, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were diabetic:
Careful with that Twix, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were lip readers,

I can see your lips move, but I can’t hear what you are saying, Eugene.

If Pink Floyd were anesthetists…

corkers :]

If Pink FLoyd was being Pink Floyd:
Careful with that sax Eugene

If Pink Floyd was campaign director for the dems in the 1968 election:
Careful with those attacks, Eugene

Working on the railroad:

Careful with the tracks, Eugene

If Pink Floyd was giving Zoe advice on handling an experimental drug, they’d say

“Careful with that Pax, you Gina”.