I know you don’t know me from Adam (snort), but I could really use your advice about something. Would you mind dropping me an email when you get a moment? (in my profile). Thanks.
Soliciting opinions from specific random strangers?Interesting.
Won’t my opinion do? (pout)
Done, and done.
He’s gonna ask her if she wants to be a Pepper, too.
I think we should all email him offering advice. How many members are we up to now? 35,000?
My advice would be “Buy low, sell high.” Do you think that will help?
“Plastics”
Czar bonds are right out, and so is stagecoach stock.
Don’t eat anything bigger than your head.
Floss.
It’s on the shelf above the television.
Always wash behind you ears.
Always wear clean underwear
Always remember to thouroughly scrub your naughty bits.
Never run with anything pointy, you will put out an eye.
My advice: Get people to repeat things so you get it right.
Wear sunscreen.
How should I know? Where did you see it last?
Eve be careful, drpepper might be an assassin from Traider Jo’s.
Oh and the advice…
Allways pack Imodium and Blister Plasters when you go on Holiday.
My advice - Don’t pick at it.
Dance as if nobody is watching. It makes it more fun for you, and much more fun for those of us watching.
wombat
Offer the blow jobbefore the cop writes the ticket. 