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When come back, bring pie.
Oh, and wear sunscreen.
don’t eat yellow snow.
Actually don’t eat ANY snow
Read threads. :smack:
Advice? Ummmmmm
Never Fry Bacon In The Nude.
Never piss into the wind.
–IDB
Don’t mix Ex-Lax with sleeping pills.
Don’t spit into the wind.
For that matter, don’t tug on Superman’s cape, either, or pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
Never bet on a horse named Tripod.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Don’t mess around with Jim.
Never put your elbow in your ear!
Respect your elders.
100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong.
Oh for crying out loud, read the instructions!
Correction. Yesterday’s advice was supposed to read “Never play cards with a man named Doc, never eat at a place called Mom’s, and never sleep with anyone whose problems are worse than your own,” not “Never sleep with your doctor’s mom.”
We apologize for the inconvenience.
How about never pass up a free meal or an opportunity to go to the bathroom? Although you wouldn’t want to do both at the same time. In fact, those two bits of advice should really be in separate sentences… or maybe separate posts?
If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
Never dance in hiking boots. 