[hijack]Dr John – excellent post. Welcome to the boards. [/hijack]
Throwaway to win in the fifth.
Thanks, Twickster. I’ll try to make nothing but funny, insightful posts.
Not counting this one.
Rosebud
Orange. Definitely go with the orange.
Don’t piss on a sparkplug.
Don’t forget to call your mom, she’ll worry.
Don’t hit your little brother, he’ll tell.
Take the blue pill.
Don’t squat with yer spurs on.
More than three times a day without lubrication can cause chafing.
Wait for damage to go onto the stack before you use prevention effects.
Yeah!! Watch it!!!
Always look both ways before crossing.
Make a paste with the flour before adding more water.
Don’t put anything in that you might not be able to get back out.
when the house tells you “get out!” grab the family and get out.
Read instructions before lighting.
Don’t touch the lens.
Don’t disrespect the Bing!
Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.
Do not tease super happy fun ball.
Don’t feed them after midnight.
It’s a good idea to start your time at the final approach fix/outer marker on an ILS IAP in case you lose your glideslope. Even if you are below the localizer only MDA when it happens, you will still need a way to identify the MAP so you can be assured obstacle clearance when you go missed. Some ILSs don’t have a middle marker, you know.
The dessert fork goes on the immediate left of the plate next to the luncheon fork and Batman always wins.
My word. I tell you I have never started a thread that has been this long [shakes head in wonderment].
Thanks for all the advice!
Dude, get over her. Two years is not “taking a break.”
Beware the Jabberwock, my son.