Thou shalt not worship graven images of Shadoe Stevens.
Always bring a towel.
Get it in writing.
and
When you write to her never say anything you wouldn’t wish to hear read out in court.
Redboss
Don’t eat apple seeds unless you want an apple tree in your tummy.
Don’t drop that hairdryer in the bathtub!
Lather, rinse, and repeat.
Store in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight.
When handling a firearm, always assume it is loaded and act accordingly.
Iron nekkid and you’ll always get burned.
Beards and bubblegum are a bad combination.
A = 440. Most of the time.
Anybody wonder what the origanial question was?
Anyone?
Buller?
Check the spare once a month.
If there is a serial killer on the loose in the woods near the cabin you booked for summer vacation - DON’T split up! Run, don’t walk to your car. LEAVE.
Always know where your towel is.
Never…oops, sorry,
Always keep one of those little plastic trash bags in your car. It is very convenient for putting soda cans, gum wrappers, soiled napkins, and other trash in. Plus, when it gets full, you can just throw it out the window.
Cash is king.
Change your oil according to you manual without exception.
Unless you’re the consumer, don’t remove the tag. It’s against the law.
- Lord love a workin’ man; 2) Don’t trust Whitey; 3) Go see a doctor and get rid of it.
Red wine with beef; white with fish.
And don’t even think about trying to corner the market in FCOJ (frozen concentrated orange juice)…
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Work hard, play hard, and get plenty of roughage in your diet, and someday you’ll own this hotel.
–Mike Nesmith
Don’t poke geese. they bite hard.
Architecture students get VERY angry when you burn down their models.
When in danger, or in doubt -
run in circles, scream and shout.
Never get a tattoo where a judge could see it.
Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer.
Don’t cup 'o fart your Mom.