“shall we buy a new guitar, shall we drive a more powerful car, shall we work straight thorugh the night… shall we get into fights, leave the lights on, drop bombs, do tours of the east, contract diseases, bury bones, break up homes, send flowers by phone, take to drink, go to shrinks, give up meat, rarely sleep, keep people as pets, train dogs, race rats, fill the attic with cash, bury treasure, store up leisure, but never relax at all…with our backs to the wall, back to the wall”
Compiling a list of frequently asked questions:
Careful with those FAQs, Eugene.
Dietary advice to a strict vegan:
Careful with that flax, Eugene.
Careful With Anthrax Eugene
Careful with Amtrak Eugene
#CarefulEugene
tidied up list a few years later
Brazilian advice:
Careful with that wax Eugene.
Swedish fishmonger’s advice:
“Careful with that lox you Gene!”
Modern Communication Advice:
Careful with that text Eugene !
Pink Floyd giving financial advice:
“Careful with That Tax Eugene”
Pink Floyd giving farming advice:
“Careful with That Ox Eugene”
Pink Floyd giving witchcraft advice
“Careful with That Hex Eugene”
Pink Floyd giving marital advice
“Careful with That Ex Eugene”
PF giving outmoded communication device advice.
Careful with that fax Eugene.
International relations:
Careful with that pax Eugene.
Gardening advice:
Careful With That Flox Eugene?
Primary school teachers:
Careful With Syntax Eugene?
Agricultural or dietary advice:
Careful with that flax Eugene.
Hunt saboteurs
Careful with that fox Eugene.
Audio Codec advice:
Careful with those flacs Eugene.
Sartorial AND/OR personal
Careful With that Ex Huge Jean?
inappropriate confused biologist :
Careful With that Ex Huge Gene?
Concerned leftist:
Careful with that blacklist Eugene
Musical advice …
careful with that sax Eugene
Brazilian advice:
Careful with that wax Eugene.
Housework advice:
Careful with that Vax Eugene.
Badger baiting advice (forgive me!):
Careful with that Dachs Eugene.
PF Fishmonger’s advice to Gene Vincent
“Careful with that lox you Gene!”
DIY advice:
“Careful with Artex Eugene”
Fattist post-divorce marital advice:
“Careful with fat Ex Huge Jean”
Mid-70s Israeli advice
“Careful with Fatah Eugene”
Parcel Distribution:
“Careful with Fedex Eugene”
if Pink Floyd were giving advice to Eugene on his forthcoming camping outing:
“Careful with those ticks Eugene”
Obese Eugene:
“Careful with those Twix Eugene”
“Careful with those Twix Huge Gene” (even better)
Pink Floyd as furriers
“Careful with those minx Eugene”
as Dodgy Catholic Bishops
“Careful with those monks Eugene”
DIY advice:
“Careful with Artex Eugene”
as postmen
Careful With Anthrax Eugene
Transportation advice
Careful with Amtrak Eugene
#howcomeneverthoughtofthatonebefore
#CarefulEugene FB tags
Careful with my ex, Eugene.