If the SDMB was the Lord of the Rings

Cafe Society
101

Ooooo! Wait. I’m an ecologist! I could be Tom Bombadil! Sweet!

(My real name’s Tom, too. That’s it, I’m ol’ Tom Bombadillo!)

102

I think I will take the roll of Eomer of Rohan. Rather like a cop, out riding on patrol, looking for trouble. Even did a Terry stop of three suspicious characters running through his beat.

103

I’m old enough to be Bilbo. :eek:
Also I like my home comforts (otherwise Ghan-Buri-Ghan was tempting!).

104

Sorry got you beat. See post 94. We are tied on the cop issue, but I beat you by also being a trained Cavalry officer.