then they’d better find you handy.
Im almost 52 years old. Today I received the ultimate compliment.
for the past several weeks, I’ve been working inside a fish processiing plant. I was hired to utilize my composite knowledge to solve some surface problems in the walls and floors where bacterial colonization is a possibility despite ongoing disinfecting procedures. I know that the improvements I’m making are impressing people. The plant is crawling with almost a hundred beautiful women and maybe a dozen somewhat younger boys doing the grunt work.
Today I was working near where a dozen or so women about 25 to 30 were clocking out. They were whispering and giggling loudly. Then one of them moved towards me and asked if I was married. She said the girls have been wondering about for quite a while
Well I did respond somewhat flushed that I was indeed happily married but considering the shock I was in I can’t remember their response. I proudly reported this to my wife to let her know that I’m still a marketable commodity.
Damn! I’m clearly living in the wrong universe. Women (my wife included) never throw themselves at me. The best I get for successful execution of difficult jobs is an “attaboy”.
Thanks for the offer, but I don’t think that playing with your son would impress Pepper Mill as much as playing with our daughter, and that doesn’t seem to do it.
The closest I’ve come to expressed female approval was the time a lesbiab friend complinented me on my legs, but I could see that wasn’t going to go anywhere.
Obviously cooking skills and bartending skills aren’t working…
And I don’t think Virology will net me any women… Well there was this female chimp that was giving me the eye a few days ago… Ok I’m too sober to go into that.
I’m assuming that to be handy I need more than two screwdrivers and an old boot for hitting things that don’t work yes?
I once received seven simultaneous marriage proposals while talking to the billing department. We were making small-talk waiting for the latest test run to print and I mentioned something about having done the laundry the previous evening.
My wife was not really impressed. Of course, she is the one who, in a discussion on the romantic nature of mates, noted that she had married me because I was “steady.”
Dave, Thats probably because she has to nag you to get the job done. My mother says " A shoemaker’s wife always walks in shoes in need of repair"
** Rob **, Do you ever see any women on Red Green’s show? Actually I find red sheathing tape a whole lot stickier than duct tape and just as strong with a couple of extra wraps.
WAIIIIIIIT a second here. I’m having trouble grokking this one. You finish a long day of work, and you REEK OF ROTTING FISH BACTERIA and 25-30 women find you appealing enough to hint about dating you?
