…I don’t know what will. Words fail me.
Nuh uh.
Shouldn’t the celery be in his butt rather than a toothbrush?
HA! Too awesome.
If the celery was in his butt, he wouldn’t be able to say, “Ooh la la!”
What do you use for floss?
Ants on a log.
Moved Cafe Society --> MPSIMS. Though maybe it should be IMHO, since it’s health advice.
oh ffs. I am not going to be able to eat celery for a while now.
No way that is real.
No need. A picture is worth a thousand words.
On one hand, that’s not as bad as I was thinking. On the other hand, in ways it’s much worse.
It’s real, just not a real informational tract.
I prefer to get my fiber from other sources; I only eat celery as part of another meal, not because I don’t like it but because I don’t eat it by itself (there is also no truth behind colon cleansing; food waste just doesn’t accumulate in your intestines unless you have a real problem).
Well, yes, it does of course exist in some form. That’s obviously not what I meant.
Good cite, though. It was made in 1994 with the intention to be humorous.
I’m relieved (heh!) to find this out.
That’s what those little strings are for.
Come to think of it that cartoon (from the 50’s or60’s?) is actually pretty advanced for its time as it simply suggests consuming more fiber. Before bran was invented.
And here I thought “butt floss” was thong underwear. Huh.
Read the whole thread. It’s a parody from the 90s.