Frankly, pulling them off and walking 200 yards would have been even more impressive.
The story mentions the possibility of a prosthetic scrotum, but not why the testicles couldn’t be reattached. Unless:
Okay, I get it. Someone must have accidentally drunk them.
<obscure, not so related pop culture reference> “Have you ever seen that blue man group?! Total rip off of the smurfs!” <obscure, not so related pop culture referenece>
Damn. Poor guy. I feel for you, man.
…Sorry, it’s still kind of funny. 
This is the most balls out rugby fan I have ever heard of.
When you get brainwashed with stuff like this, then I guess you’ll bet on anything.
It is too bad, I mean it does say he was on medication for mental problems.
And everyone could clearly see he’s nuts.
sorry, couldn’t resist, yes it’s borrowed
I don’t think he’s eligible. Don’t they have rules against children and the proven mentally ill?