If we ever get out of this mess, what Trump deeds will make for the best movie plots?

There have been innumerable movies about Nixon. One day, unless the damage to the US is truly irrevocable and we become a dictatorship for a hundred years, someone somewhere will make movies about the worst excesses of the Trump years. Especially the second term.

And they won’t even have to delve too much into fiction to make it dramatic and terrifying.

What movie plots will we see in the future based on events that have already happened?

January 6, obviously. Many movies about that.

The minds behind Project 2025.

The immediate aftermath of the Republicans losing their shit after Charlie Kirk’s death.

Many, many movies about the pandemic. Probably several biopics about Anthony Fauci, both critical and supportive. Remembering a time when people all over the world were dying of something we didn’t have a vaccine or cure for, and we were fumbling around terrified in the dark afraid to go to work or gather in large groups. And yet some people refused to do anything to help flatten the curve. Yes, many movies could be made contrasting the way say, Italy handled the COVID virus with the selfish ways of so many Americans.

There will be movies about Joe Biden and the hope he gave us when he defeated Trump in 2020. And the way Trump refused to concede, and Republicans were saying “Let’s go Brandon” for four years.

There will be movies about Trump’s censorship of comedians and his wars on journalists, universities, and trans people.

What else? And do you have any working titles for these movies?

Hopefully, whatever his downfall is. Last moments in the metaphorical bunker, so to speak. When he just refuses to accept that it’s finally all crashing down on him, with no way out.

One can dream!

Him in the bunker marrying Ivanka while Chinese and Natomtroops race to Washington.

Perhaps the pandemic, with his total and utter refusal to do anything.

I have a movie script I was playing with today that is maga related. The movie centers around the trial of Tyler Robinson. His lawyer is trying to save him from an almost certain death penalty. By this time his lover has already betrayed him. He is hurt and feeling very alone. His Attorney recognizes the symptoms of narcissistic abuse and decides to use that as a defense, shifting the blame to his lover who turns out to be a covert narcissist. Tyler was going through the devaluation stage and was being played by his lover. Just build the story from here.

I meant events past and present. This is not meant for speculation about future things that Trump may do.

Venezuela’s response to the attacks on their boats.

All I would offer is for it to have an ending reminiscent of the fate of Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu.

The major challenge of any such movie is the extreme difficulty of putting Trump himself on screen.

There have been a few movies about Trump’s escapades already, and one thing they have in common is demonstrating that Trump is such a strange and singular figure that it’s nearly impossible to get a handle on him. We’ve all had lots of exposure to him, and we know him as this rambling, slow-motion avalanche of pure id; his motivations are puddle-shallow and obvious, yet his actual personality is slick and slippery and evasive.

An actor playing a role is trying to dig into the person, the human being, but the problem is, Trump is barely a person. He’s a combination of a black hole of needy insecurity and a small grab-bag of battering-ram tactics. There’s no depth, no complexity, no humanity — and this serves to defeat any actor who attempts to play Trump the usual way. Like, Brendan Gleeson is an absolutely terrific actor who’s regularly brilliant in movies like In Bruges, 28 Days Later, and The Guard. But in The Comey Rule, he’s asked to play Trump, and he just flails helplessly. The actor whose run at Trump probably comes off the best is Sebastian Stan in The Apprentice, where he has the advantage of playing Trump early in his life when he’s still sort of human and half-formed and is consciously trying to figure out how to shape himself to best attack the world. But the point is, we’ve all spent lots of time watching Trump by now, and as a consequence, whenever we look at someone trying to capture his bizarre essence, we know instinctively when it’s right and when it’s wrong. And, so far, nobody’s ever managed to come close enough to the truth of the man that it doesn’t fall short into the uncanny valley, which distracts from whatever else the movie might be trying to do.

So my conclusion is, any movie about the Trump years should probably keep the man himself off screen. Make him a lurking presence, behind closed doors, around corners, on the other end of phone calls, that kind of thing. Treat him like the Blair Witch, basically — this unseen malevolence that everyone is being affected by and constantly reacting to without ever knowing exactly what he might do from moment to moment.

With that in mind, it’s easy to imagine an Ianucci-style black comedy about the early days of the COVID epidemic. It would be an ensemble story which portrays the collision between the medical experts and well-intentioned political veterans on one side, and the grifters and pure political loyalists on the other, with Trump as the invisible hub, the gravitational center around whom all helplessly revolve. Take the press conference where Trump suggested injecting bleach. If you try to do that in a conventional way, it’s just a re-creation, and there’s no real drama. But if you stage it as a strategy meeting where the staff is debating plans while they have Trump on TV in the background, and we watch the meeting grind to a halt as everyone listens to Trump in puzzlement and growing horror, then, suddenly, we’ve got drama.

If this is the movie, then it lets you build to a grimly ironic Kubrickian ending where the experts have been defeated and the political loyalists await Trump’s emergence from the hospital after his COVID treatment, and they’re congratulating each other on the dawning of a new day in America. Then you roll credits, and you play Lee Greenwood over footage of the morgue trucks queuing up in the streets of American cities. And never once did you ever see an actor attempting to play Trump, but you know without question this is a story about the effect he had on the country.

Yes, I’ve thought a lot about this.

Remember how popular movies about Hitler and the Nazis were in Germany after the war? Me neither.

trump and his pals committing mass murder on the high seas, and how they get away with it.

Make it a not so ‘Mini Series’. Gonna have to be a ‘Maxi Series’. Hey Trump loves being on TV!

I guess I would start with his attempt to overthrow the government of the USA. And of course you can go back and forth of all his crimes.

Back when the Stormy Daniels case was in full swing, I always thought it would make a great Ryan Murphy/American Crime Story miniseries. I think what happened in the courtroom as well as behind the scenes would make for a good watch.

Ryan Murphy, as part of his American Crime Story series, also did The People vs OJ and Impeachment (about Clinton).

As far as movies, a major subplot is going to be the fact that Trump’s cult believes Trump is opposed to pedophilia when in real life he was one of Epstein’s best friends and Trump has been sued for violently raping children.

The brainwashing of his cult will be a major movie. They literally live in a 1984 world of falsehoods.

I would really like a rom-com based on his choices of wives, but alas, I don’t see much humour there.

That whole thing might end up as a real-life “Wag the Dog” type movie.

There have been so many court cases, you could have an entire sub-genre of “Trump Court Dramas/Comedies”. Do Twelve Angry Men, but they’re trying to sort out one of Trump’s inane legal arguments. Have one about a young lawyer, who is told to write up a case filing, but every time he turns in a new draft, Trump has some new, more outlandish claim to add to it. You could do a Profiles in Cowardice one, with all the professional law firms that capitulated to Trump. A behind-the-scenes look at the DoJ, as traditional government lawyers clash with the MAGA appointees.

There was an Off-Broadway production called Five (a spoof of Six):

Suits had the following exchange in a Season 1 episode, which would have made for a great flashback storyline post-2016:

Rachel: So all of these things are from clients?

Donna: Yeah, pretty much.

Rachel: This pen?

Donna: Remember that big Trump scandal you heard about last year?

Rachel: No.

Donna: Exactly.

That’s actually why I started that post with “Back when the Stormy Daniels case was in full swing, I always thought it would make a great Ryan Murphy/American Crime Story miniseries”.
At the time that’s what I thought, I mean I still do, but at the time I didn’t realize that case was just a warm up.