Or just Member.
In a change on my usual name suggestion: Polyinitialed Designation.
This gets my vote.
Since you’re all hating on Mr. FussyPants, I’ll go on record as saying that I have no problem with him. If he wants to see 40, he probably needs to find a way to not go ballistic quite so regularly, but I still find him entertaining.
I’ve been reading it as “Turducken” whenever I see his screen name. Probably more creative than he deserves.
Oooh s-nap! (we need a snap emoticon)
You know I always tell my little niece that teasing isn’t nice. I guess this kind of qualifies as teasing. I’m sorry TLDRETC. You want a hug? 
Hey, I barely know the guy; I don’t want people to think we’re related.
I’ll cast another vote for What’s The Deal With Black People?, although I don’t recall any threads like that since the name change.
I don’t mind having him around. As others have said, it doesn’t take many threads to figure out what kind of poster he is, whether you know his old reputation or not. If you’re not in the mood for that kind of thing, it’s easy to avoid his threads. If you are in the mood, they can be entertaining.
In honour of one of his more memorable moments of batshit, I propose ‘Steak and Lobster’.
Why don’t we just go all out and name him
The Mother-Flippin Hiphopapotamus
The Rhymenocerous
Louis Farrakhan’s (Figurative) Brother
Onyx Afrikaa N’kwebe
Steve
Doctors Won’t Give a Black Man Meds
or
Remix the Dominant Paradigm for Jesus
Emphasis added.
Yet another excellent suggestion.
**Tyrone Leroy Darius Raheem Ignatius DaShontay King Jamal Keisha Lesotho Octavius LeBron Fanon Tyson Washington **
I always read it as Vice-Chancellor Ozone. That’s actually not bad at all.
You mean Stake and Lobstar. 
Ooh, I like Steak and Lobster!!!
But my original vote was going to be Alphabits. That’s just plain cute.
As far as the name changes: I think there should be a permanent sticky thread where name changes are announced. Perhaps one that only mods/admins can post to to keep it short and focused.
[QUOTE=wringWaverly the poste I think you referred to was dumb enough to post again in a thread about her under her new name. That was kinda special.[/QUOTE]
Special indeed. Good times…
Aww, c’mon–a link or hint for the prurient masses?
VCO-3PO
This is a special moment between me and wring, back off, '05er!
Well, it’s not the one that they’re talking about, but the MizGrand debacle was pretty recent and along the same lines.
Hey, elitist snob, I’d be an '02er if I could’ve remembered the damned email address I originally used!
It wasn’t vco3@hotmail.com? 