Awwww Sqrllllllly you made me feel all warm and mooooooshy inside. HUGS your own self and have a wonderful weekend.
I’m in here to say that I would like to do Frankie also. He’s a sex machine on a Ritz cracker with a little Tabasco, baby.
Hey, OK, I was gonna choose Bucky, and for the same reason, too!
I guess we’ll have to have one of those Edwardian house party arrangements; you and I waiting in our respective rooms for Bucky to show up and favor us, while everyone plays whist down in the parlor . . .
“Whist” ? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
(Just popping by to see what Canthearya wrote about me…I pick HER for my mystery date!)
Uke
Whoohoooo!! Two men snorting testosterone at each other over ME! (This should happen to every woman at least once in her life - major ego boost!)
:::note to self - pick up some Astroglide on the way home:::
Actually, I think I’ve handled the nut issue pretty well myself, already (IYKWIM AITYD).
P.S. Hey Mr. Goodwrench (you naughty thing), you’d better buckle down tight tonight… s’gonna be a wild ride!)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Let’s see, Katy is in SF and Eve is in NY and I’m in TC (Twin Cities)–I might need to talk to a good travel agent, unless we all meet here in the middle. Ooh.
Yes, yes, yes, just be patient, dears, will you? I’ve got to find the button stud for my whalebone collar. Damn Edwardian fashions!
Bucky
Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.
Eve, Bucky,
What the hey, I’m up for a little road trip.
::digging out my Story of O & my french maid outfit::
Maybe we’ll start a new trend: SDMB-pantiless-spanking-parties.
Oh wait, maybe that’s already happening somewhere…
See ya soon!
Sounds to me like it’s happening at StoryTyler’s house. (Well, she DOES have the spatula!)
"Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such medical films as “Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore” and “Mommy, What’s Wrong with That Man’s Face?”
Here you go, okatym! Whack!
okatym said: “Maybe we’ll start a new trend: SDMB-pantiless-spanking-parties.”
Alright! Now we’re getting somewhere. Where do I sign up?
Leaping Lizards!!! i turn my back for a minute and the whole place goes incestuous…and worse than that…they dont invite me to play!!!
Queen of Maroons
I would go out with any female who can or was:
Born on the 29 of July, my birthday. ( I almost married the last one!)
Stay up past 2300.
who can tell me what my name means.
Can drink more than 2 beers without complaining the next day.
Doesn’t mind a smoker.
Can watch Erik the Viking and actually laugh.
Likes cats.
Eats meat!
Likes to dance and have good time.
Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear.
Nobody mentioned me.
I’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight…
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
Hey Beeruser, am I too late? Did MaryAnn (that wanton, self-promoting slut) get to you first? 
I like a man who uses his hobby as a username! Can we get in on this pantiless spanking party?
Kvallulf,
I was born July 29.
I can stay up all night if I want to.
I have no idea what your name means.
I CAN drink beer, I prefer sloe gin and orange juice though.
I smoke.
I have a cat.
I eat meat, heck I even know how to cook meat.
I like to have a good time, and you can teach me how to dance.
5 out of 9 ain’t bad.
Ayesha
I was also born on July 29th (1978)! Wow, amazing, all these people with my birthday!
~Harborina
, VB, humming softly, sadly, to self >
No body loves me, everybody hates me…
I mean, after all the oiling, gallantry, impish playfulness, damsel rescuing etc… 
Nope, missed that one - September 26
I am definitely a night owl
I have no idea what that means
I don’t like beer, but rum and coke and screwdrivers fit me very well
Lived with a smoker for 19 years (my dad)
That movie was hilarious
I have three at my parent’s house
Gotta have that juicy, red meat cheeseburger
Love dancing and love partying
Cool - 6 of 9 - now if only I wasn’t taken by Jophiel
When are you going to realize being normal isn’t necessarily a good thing?
Hmph. Still not mentioned. 
I’d say “Screw you guys, Im goin’ home,” but I like you all too much.
Oh well, I forgot a few.
special
Baloo
neuro-trash grrl
Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!
Hmmmm I’ve been listed by more women than men… cool! Actually, I’d like to hang out with just about everyone out here. My list would be a lot simpler if I could just post the jerks I wouldn’t talk to under pain of death. But hey, they’d probably be on YOUR list too!
Best!
Byz
WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY! Something just “clicked” for me.
Are you saying that I this porn chick looked like me except for the face? Cause I’d like to know how anybody on this board would know how I look naked from the neck down (nevermind those Rocky pics and the porn site www.nakedpicturesofcessandra.com).
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!