I just began posting on this board, so I don’t know everyone’s personalities. However, from what I’ve seen, the posters seem like a relatively tight group.
If everyone on this board were single/divorced/widowed/uninvolved in real life, who would you want to date?
My pick? OpalCat. I think she has a way with words, and I would bet that she’s a good listener.
Others?
“I never lie, but I don’t always say what I’m thinking.”
ENC Heel
Uh-uh. Not touchin’ this one. I will not be responsible for hordes of bereft, heartbroken Dopers throwing themselves under subway trains when I hand them the Icy Mitten.
Guess everybody knows
I’ve always been partial to BurnMeUp!
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Personality wise, (since I haven’t actually met another straight doper) I always thought it would be cool to know (date? What’s that? I’ve been married 18 years.)PurpleCrackWhore, Michelle, and if I were a a female lesbian, NeuroTrashGrl sounds pretty cool. (I hope I got that last one right) 
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Of course, beacuse all the male lesbians want me.
We gladly devour those who would subdue us.
Satan, definitely. 
Ain’t tellin’
I have a thing for Canadian girls… There are a couple that I know of on this board, but I ain’t going to say which one!
Date? Uhhhhhhh. . . . .
How about this, guys I’d like to know better:
Omni, Sanibel, Louie, Aura, and others I can’t think of. Sealemon. There are more, I just can’t think of them right now.
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In no particular order:
TennHippie
UncleBeer
Omni-not
Satan
Sealemon
WallyM7
CowGod
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There’s a few women too…but we don’t need to go there in this thread.
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StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Can it be a mix of people? As in, can it be a combination of people? In other words, can I take chunks of people on the board to make the perfect man for me? And if anyone knows that perfect man, will s/he have him call me?
Formerly unknown as “Melanie”
I’d choose myself, but only if I thought I would respect myself in the morning.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
Shayna, the woman on the GQ board who asked ‘Why I am so horny’?
Athena and Byzantine turned me on with their naked pillow fight. VogueVixen and Stoidela have always intrigued me. Michele sounds cute. The red hair of MissDavis sounds alluring. PurpleCrackwhore sounds easy. I would like to know all about Eve. Sharing an island with MaryAnn sounds fun. As you can tell, I would date most of the women on this board.
[sarcasm]Yeah, but I think a better question would be who on this board would date your sorry ass?[/sarcasm]
I’d draw you that goofy smiley with the teeth if I knew how.
Damn! Six pages of naked pillow fights and Byz and I have only ONE endorsement?!? What’s a girl gotta do to get a date around here?
MaxTorque. Definitely MaxTorque.
But can a nice guy get laid by anyone on this board?
Used’ta could, kunilou. But then I got engaged.
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