ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh god, this is gonna entertain me for weeks!! Thank you! PCW, you are not living this one down! 
“Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.”
-Tao Te Ching
I’m just not even gonna get into this… some how I doubt my darling husband would approve…
Hey Bill…show me a cigar and a mule and I will follow you anywhere hon :rolleyes:
Hmmm dating… too hard a decision to make for this blonde. Nobody told me life would be this difficult.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
I think about half the people on the board are already dating/involved and the other half are trying to goad and coerce the rest into it, lol. (Those meetings are minefields!)
“I’m the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead.” Homer Simpson
StoryTyler. Check out her web page. She’s as cute as a button.
And Kelli. And Veb. And Cristi. And Byz. And the rest of the ladies here.
Yeah, I know. I’m a tramp.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Cessandra. If I was single. And 15 years younger.
Come on, now, Ty, don’t keep us all in suspense
Dude! I thought she meant you!
“I’m the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead.” Homer Simpson
::Surprised::
Shucks, Guy, I had no idea.
The Power Of Christ: 2000 years and He hasn’t come yet!
All I’ll say is 2 of my 4 pics are already on this thread.
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
-Benjamin Franklin
Ah well, DD’s awful cute ‘n’ all, but Wally just had to let the cat out of the bag.
<font size=1>(WALLY! Honey, sweetums, I told you they’d figure it out if you said anything! Sheesh!)</font size=1>
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
OK, I’ll sacrifice myself out of loyalty. (Why am I always chosen to fall on the sword?)
The person I’d most like to date would be, of course, Cecil Adams.
My pick, Daniel P Bostaph, my beau…
and if he was busy, Wally, chiefScott, Con#3,Neurotrashgrl,purplecrackwhore,…I could go on and on.
And Alphagene.
I’m not smiling at you…I have gas.
Wally! Good to see you back to being a ho! Why ain’t you helping us guys out in the pillow fight thread? We need you, mon!
OK, I’m gonna borrow Cessandra’s idea and just list the women I’d like to know better, m’kay? There are a couple in this list I’d like to date, but I’ll just keep that to myself.
Kellibelli
Byzantine
Cessandra
Athena
phouka (just for the back rub, if nothing else)
Chris
Falcon
MoosieGirl
I think that’ll do for now!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
oops, forgot sealemon, atreal, and Mullinator!
Guess no one likes big busted, bitchy, blondes.
:::sigh:::
>^,^<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
Not if they have to go to Utah to date them ;D
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
I want to date everyone on the message board.
I mean that literally. At one time.
Please noone wear anything sharp, big dates like this someone is bound to lose an eye.
Or a torso.
pat
I bet she knows actually!
-Frankie
Lack of charisma can be fatal