sings softly to self
“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I’m gonna go eat some worms…”
JMCJ
This could be YOUR sig line! For just five cents a post, JMCJ Enterprises will place YOUR sig line at the bottom of each message!
Fine.
Fuck it.
Since no one said me, I’ll just date myself. I get more action out of myself than anyone else anyway.
Either that or Mark Serlin. Depends on which of us wears better cologne. (Although I’m not terribly partial to Jovan…)
He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-Yakamo’s Funeral
Melin,
Yes, I’d heard that, but I had thought that it was merely an urban legend… 
Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)
I want to date Orangecakes, but she lives a wee bit too far away from me…
Date? I’ve forgotten how. But if I knew how, there would be some names up there worth looking into.At?Whatever. But I only needed to post here so I can get toward my 60 posts goal. Or is it 50 now.yeah.
Cecil did not get one vote.
Wow, I’m really excited because this is the very first “name a poster…” thread that I’ve ever been named in…and I have several votes! I’m sorry though, I have to admit I’m holding out for that dreamy Mark Serlin – hubba hubba! (::fluffs hair and touches up makeup:
“I’m the luckiest man in the world, now that Lou Gehrig is dead.” Homer Simpson
That’s kinda like “dating” yer favorite Uncle. It’d be sweet, but the family’d hate ya .
Too bad they haven’t added a smilie with a little bitty tear rolling down its cheek…
Catrandom The Unloved
I mean Cecil, not that untouchable hunk-o- Mark.
Krispy-connie honey, he only ranks higher, well, because you are married!
(email me sometime…'kay?)
I was honestly coming back here to add a couple of names:
If I ever date a chick,I want my first one to be… BYZANTINE!
and i was just at angies, and she was on chat, where someone mentioned John Corrado’s post : oh Christ COLUMBUS?
I thought that was pretty sharp, I told angie that I thought he has a very keen understated sense of humor.
John Corrado, definitely on my list.
And in keeping with my dysfunctional past, Pitbulldog and mark Serlin…(kidding!!!)
Hmmm…
mangeorge - he’s always sweet and witty
TennHippie - The man has a way with words, besides, he likes to kiss.
Sealemon - likes to dance
Satan - such a mischievous gleam in his eye (yes, DB, I know you’re gloating)
MadPoet - that picture is dangerous
beatle - he seems like a warm caring person
Jophiel - 'cause he said I sounded cute
Biggles - Welsh with such a cute accent(sadly, I haven’t seen him in a long tim)
glee - also has a cute accent 
Chef Troy - He’s a big teddy bear; besides he dances
(guys, do you see a trend here?)
But, but, but, no one’s chosen me. 
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
Nobody picked, not even Lion,
Ayesha
Look, over in the corner. The quite, shy guy with the mediocre looks and the great sense of humour. He’s all alone. (And he spells humour with a “U”, must be Canadian.)
Oh, yeah, that’s drollman…and he’s just happy he was invited.
With God as my witness, I thought turkey’s could fly.
!!!How could I forget MadPoet and Auraseer…they are dreamy!!
And most of all, my favorite lurker…doutlaw… :eek:
Oh, joy! Yet another “vote for…” that I’m not mentioned in! This feels sooooo 1983! :rolleyes:
MaryAnn
No, stupid, it’s a boat!
Lone-ly, I’m Mister Lone-ly … Nobody picked me …
Hey ladies, don’t pick till you see me! I’m hunky!!!
Actually, I think any gal who was an SDMB regular would earn siginificant brownie points in my book.
“In much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.” - Ecclesiastes 1:18
Thanks Zyada…I was beginning to develop a complex thinking no one wanted me even as part of a long list of others…
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I’d date you right back if Mrs. Chef would okay it. Also Falcon, Athena, (ahem) Satan, and many others too numerous to mention.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
ValerieBlaise- cuz “Valerie” is the sexiest name ever
ChrisCTP- cuz she’s smart and we seem to think on the same wavelength
Drain Bead-cuz she has a great sense o’ humor
OpalCat-cuz she just kicks ass in so many ways
JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!
All this flirting and romance is fine, I guess, but I’m a practical kind of person. I want to date Phaedrus, so I could place him in restraints long enough to notify the nearest sanitarium.