Jeri Ryan. I still lust pathetically and obsessively over the Borg lady.
However, I saw a splendid picture of Heidi Klum in the paper the other day, and I must say that if Jeri is not available, I would (as a friend of mine put it) “doink her (Heidi) until she broke”.
For raw sex in doses strong enough to kill… threesome with Aria Giovanni and Maria Grazia Cucinotta. For sweet loving with long term potential… Nigella Lawson. For a little bit of both… Alyssa Milano.
A man with good taste, and after my own heart. My first choice would be Raquel Welch however. Met her once, and she impressed me also with her intelligence, and lack of “celebrity-itis” (that is she talked to me like I was a “real person” even though I was a “nobody”).
However, there is the sneaking feeling that sex with Pam Anderson would open my eyes to some new tricks.
Well that makes it all the better! I mean, women like navy men in uniform so much because theyve been at sea all that while, sex with them has got to be great. (Well that and the outfits are sexy).
Think of it, if you’re only having sex once in a lifetime, thats gonna be pretty damn good
Folks, we have a winner
Oh, and I should add: No, I have not been drinking! There are other celebrities that I would ave sex with, obivously, but Kirstey Alley would definately be one of them. I don’t know what it is about her, but she has something.
The line for James Marsters just got one shorter (so everyone move towards the bed one step).
I’m replacing him with Colin Farrell, can’t imagine why I didn’t think of him earlier. Fortunately this was a question implying ‘having sex with’ and not a relationship as I am married and really can’t see him as anything more than really fun, hot, sweaty,swearing, can’t move anymore f****** for a week or so. Can’t you just imagine the not-so-sweet nothings he’ll be uttering/muttering in that irish brogue he reverts to when he doesn’t care about being understood by us yanks?
Besides he doesn’t seem to be the settling down type.