If you could make perfect clones, would you have sex with yourself?

YUCK yuck yuck.

I dont’ turn myself on–that why I fantasize about other people (women) when I masturbate. It’s not that I have a negative self-image or am self-conscious about my body, but I know my own body, so I certainly would profit from having a duplicate on hand. Plus, the main problem would be that he wasn’t a she.

Yuck

Pablito

that’s “certainly wouldn’t profit by having a duplicate of myself”

freudian slip, you ask? no. poor typing skills, I answer.

Pab

No. I’m gay but I don’t find myself sexually attractive (even though I’m a boofy bloke). Also, he wouldn’t be attracted to me.

We’d probably get more work done, though. Heck, we might even get a job!

probably not, see I probably need to kill said clone.

why becuse it\he whould be thinking the same thing.

and being that dead bodies don’t do it for me…

You would obviously have to alter the clone slightly to make it want to be a slave. Then you could have your wicked way… :smiley:

Is this possible??? :confused:

coughmasturbationcough :wink:

No way! I mean, sure he’s devastatingly good looking and all, but let’s face it, the guy’s a total psycho!

If it were a situation where I could clone myself and then, by the wonders of science, could reabsorb the clone afterward, I’m sure I’d try out a threesome with me, my clone, and my significant other for a night.

If I could make a perfect colne of myself, I supose that I would be able to make a whole lot more clones of myself. I would construct a gigantic army of myself, which I would use conquer the world! Then, since every one of me would want to have absolute power, I would fight myself untill only one of me remained, and then I would clone other people to maintain order in the populace!

Oops, that was in reply to the “too often” part of the post I replied to. Sorry about the confusion.

If I was having sex with a clone of myself, I’d be…what? Touching a set of breasts and a vagina that’s exactly like mine, exactly the way I like to be touched? Hell, I do that already, without a clone. What would be the point?

Good Lord no! The poor thing would have enough problems as it is! :smiley:

CJ

By default I tend to question the judgement of any woman who declares me to be attractive in her sight.

I am not in danger of falling in lust with myself any time soon.

EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! (Even if the clone switched gender.)

I’m pretty sure every one would not be sexually aroused by a clone. Supposedly, we pick up on various markers that say “this person is not related to you, go ahead.” Have you ever heard of anyone attracted to their identical twin?

With perfect cloning technology, I’m thinking you should be more original. Clone your SO and have a threesome (or foursome?). Make so many clones of yourself that one of you is bound to find the SuperDoperBabe. Get some cells of your dream, uh, object, clone it and supe up the ol’ hormones so you get some before it wises up and figures out it can do better than you. Anything but sex with yourself.

BTW, Heinlein has this concept in “Time Enough for Love”, if not other books.

Rimmer did it on Red Dwarf, I think. I think he talked about how desperate he was to do it, too. He was stuck on a planet with nothing to do for 400 years, and populated the world with clones.

Sure, I’d do me. At least then I’d be getting some.

Sure. I’ll try anything once. Once a philosopher, twice a pervert.

Any lesbian* doper here with an identical twin?i
And if so, do you fancy her?

Big nosy question, I know, but it’s the only thing I can think of that remotely resembles the question in real life. And yes, I do know that wins are not clones.

*I cannot comprehend how a male could be cloned.

Not that it is too difficult to baffle me, though!!

Oh, as for the OP?
No; not a chance.

I most certainley would do it! Jesus Christ on a bike, if I could blow myself I wouldn’t be typing this now so if my clone turned up it would basically be masturbation right? I have no inclination to suck another guys dick but i’d suck my own.