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Any company that introduces a new piece of technology that replaces or supercedes a previous piece of technology will be required to exchange one for the other to anyone who wants it and ALL associated accessories (ie. CD-recorders for cassette recorders, DVD players for VCR’s, etc).
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If said technology fails to catch on, manufacturer will be required to reverse the process.
Nope! Two down, two to go…
KellyM must work in food service!!! Whats my prize?
RoboDude:
It can be arranged.
Right rule, wrong reason (I work for a member service/political lobbying organization representing an industry other than food service).
-Any politician who opposes giving schools the money they need without convincingly showing that some other department neets the money more shall be beaten over the head with a steel pipe until his/her IQ is half its original value.
All tailgaters must be sent to a prison line where they march one inch behind the person in front of them in a huge circle for the rest of their mindless irritating inattentive lives.
I feel much better now.
-Companies cannot charge money for tech support unless the product in question is reliable enough and the manual well-written enough that a preson of average intelligence should never need tech support to get it to do what it’s supposed to.
-All technology developed by government research except for classified military technology shall become public domain.
-All drugs shall be legalized, taxed, and appropriately regulated in order to insure purity, accurate labelling, and to keep them out of the hands of children more effectively than is possible with our current policy. Anyone who lets his/her drug habit result in neglecting parental duties shall be sterilized.
-Religious private “schools” which only provide the minimum amount of education necessary to get people to believe that they fit the definition of “school” so that they can try to turn kids into Bible-thimping zombies are no longer allowed to describe themselves as “schools”.
Birth control would be mandatory from onset of puberty in males and females. Explicit written exception must be granted by a to-be-determined judicial authority.
Flag Burning would be outlawed. Burn your bra, burn your skivvies. No flags. Lawbreakers would be sentenced to 30 days of public nudity. (And no laughing, either. I mean it.)
Voting age would be raised to 22; applicants would need to demonstrate graduation from a four year college/technical program, or equivalent real-life independence/maturity.
Retired people would not be allowed to drive during rush hour periods. They will be expected to accommodate working people in grocery stores and gas stations, with further restrictions as necessary.
R rated movies would require a minimum age of admittance of 14 years old. Children under this age would not be allowed. This law has been especially designed for parents with infants/toddlers.
Sports is henceforth restricted to one cable channel only, to be available between the hours of 12:00am and 4:00 am, Saturday and Sunday.
{b]Red Dwarf** would be shown in entirety, series 1-8*, twice annually, on all cable stations over an extended weekend period. No commercials; interviews with cast members, Smeg Ups included. These two weekends would be considered national holidays, pay covered by all companies employing more than 10 people.
*Future series as available.
Spraying someone with an aerosol without their express permission is a felony. Setting a mechanism up to spray people with an aerosol automatically is an even more serious felony.
Elections for judges shall not be ye/no for retention of the judge. If it is worth putting to a vote it is worth allowing competition. None of the above is an option on all ballots for all offices.
X rated movies would be required to have a plot, character development, acting, and yes, foreplay! Hehe. Sorry guys!
If I made the laws, I would abolish them all, and say you can do what you feel like doing, but beware because if you piss someone off, they are allowed to do whatever they feel like doing to you.
I think that would solve all problems. Everyone would start being more considerate towards others, thats for sure.