With all this nakie happening someone’s destined to lose an eye!
I wouldn’t worry too much about Ex because I don’t think Kallessa would condone hunting Swampbears! Besides… as grumpy as he pretends to be I think Ex is probably a teddy bear himself in RL
I played this one game with my MIL where you have to make up the definition for a word and then all the made up definitions are read along with the real one. Everyone votes for which they think is the real one and then points are awarded if you guess right or if people pick your fake. Every time MIL’s was read she’d smile and I’d know that wasn’t the right one. Even after we told her she did that she just couldn’t stop smiling! FCM’s post about not being a good liar brought that little memory back!
Oh and you say the tone of the thread is declining like it’s a bad thing
I didn’t make a judgement call about the declining tone - merely stated an observation. I’ve been known to decline myself, from time to time, theoretically.
I’m certainly not going to confess anything juicy here, tho. I’ll leave it all up to your warped, twisted imaginations…
My Gods, but you’re brave! I’d rather confess that take my chances with the imaginations of those who post here regularly!
I confess to sleeping naked with a teddy bear. The teddy bear is fully clothed in fuzzy fur. And a bow tie.
tanookie you too could be good at hearts if you had sat around waiting for planes to return from playing games. I can remember playing hearts for 6 hrs or more every day for weeks. So I suggest you hussle down to you recruiter and sign up.
I heard that FCM had a somewhat interesting, oops sorry I gotta go.
Hmmm… starting rumors. Well, you all know that FCM and FCDappear to be living an open relationship, right? I meanafter all they live in separate places. And what’s this with FCD living on a boat, of all things! Makes ya kinda wander, is there a first mate there too? And I knowfor a fact that FCM entertains complete, mind you, completestrangers that she meets on INTERNET MESSAGE BOARDS! The scandal of it all!
An interesting mix of rumor and innuendo, don’t ya think?
I’m just trying to understand here. Did you mean to say you say no in theory, but not in practice? Or did you intend to say recline rather than decline? But then, how would you recline yourself in thoery? "I hypothesize that I am reclining."? I’m confused.
I had a girlfriend in high school who used to decline theatrically, but she wouldn’t have known a thoery if it bit her on the…well, she declined that too. Angel Pants? Who’s Angel Pants? Did I miss a memo
I’m very perturbed. Now Donna Reed and Barbara Billingsley are in a grudge match in the naked Twister game in my head. Usually much more attractive people participate.
-Lil
Now I’ve got oily, naked, aging female stars of 60’s sitcoms playing Twister in my head being watched by FairyChatMom and swampbear doing various nasty (and highly unlikely) things! Ewwwww! Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!
I’m closing my eyes and thinking “Paul Newman in Hud. Paul Newman in Hud. Paul Newman in Hud naked in mud.” Ahhhhh, much better.
Sheesh. Once again, I have to come in here and set the record straight. You people either have short memories or you are deliberately trying to irritate me.
Angel Pants is swampbear. I posted something (in an earlier Rue {MMP}* thread) about my girlfriend, in which I referred to her as “angel pants,” and swampbear lamented that he had no one to call him “angel pants,” and wished someone would. So, now I call him Angel Pants. This is what we Yankees call “general silliness” and an “inside joke.” I had to help out a friend.** Besides, he’s kinda cute, and I say that under threat of a beatdown from Homebrew.
I don’t know what to say, Kallessa. I really don’t know what to say. Read the second footnote.
*See that, Rue? I was taught to not embed parenthses. See, first you’re supposed to use square brackets, then the wavy things, then back to the parens, if you are such a lame writer that you need four levels of parenthetical elucidation to make your prose clear. I went straight to the wavy things, because vB uses square brackets instead of these things: <>, and I didn’t want to trigger somerthing accidentally.
**Lori is reading this over my shoulder, and she wants me to make it very clear that she is, in my mind, the original Angel Pants. She is.
Exgineer, no one can be any nearer to your heart than the Original Angel Pants*, we all know that, and I’m just joshin’ with ya, darlin, and we should all know that as well.
When it comes times (and let that time be soon, please Gods), to trade in my fuzzy, little teddy bear for a real, live, breathing snugglebunny, he will have been single until he met me and was swept off his feet by my grace and wit.
I just felt the need for others to share my pain. Of course now I’ve got ** Kallessa’s ** vision in my head, but it’s more of an Olympic event. Y’all are the judges. Oh I just didn’t want to go there. Acck, make it stop! ewww.
-Lil
