I’m getting really tired of this shiat.
I’m gonna start my own…
To the American people: If you don’t send me $500 in unmarked twenties, the terrorists have already won.
:rolleyes:
If you don’t take Regis PhilBANE off the air, the terrorists have already won.
To the American people: If you don’t send me $500 in unmarked twenties, the terrorists have already won.
:rolleyes:
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DAMNIT!!! WHERE’s MY TURBAN, & MY BOXCUTTER?!!
Baby, if you don’t sleep with me, the terrorists have already won.
now there’s a good line…
WaaG
If the terrorists don’t win, the terrorists have already won.
I should try this.
“Professor, if you don’t give me an ‘A’ on this test then the terrorists have already won!”
No, but seriously these are getting out of hand! They’re always like you suck because you’re not patriotic! Example: If you don’t make life sized effigies of Osama Bin Laden and burn them on the nightly news infront of an American flag waving in the background while an eagle flys by, the terrorists have already won. Or they’re just a cheap shot to boost the economy Example: If you don’t come down to Bob Smith Ford and buy a Excursion HOW (house on wheels) then the terrorists have already won.
“Nuthin’ burns like an effigy” - Moe Syzlack
and for the geeks out there: If you don’t Zig for great Honor, then All your base are belong to us.
I’m deeply disappointed in you, broccoli! When people post threads like this, the terrorists have already won.
I could swear I’ve seen a thread about this before, but I can’t find it for the life of me.
If you move to San Diego, the terrorists have already won.
chk chk
Clearly, we need to turn this admittedly :rolleyes:-inspiring phenomenon into a Force for Good:
[list=1]
[li]If you forward Internet glurge without checking Snopes first, then the terrorists have already won.[/li]
[li]If you post threads in the wrong forum, then get all pissy when they get locked or moved, then the terrorists have already won.[/li]
[li]If you post copyrighted material, then the terrorists have already won.[/li]
[li]If you ask what the third word ending in “-gry” is, then the terrorists have already won.[/li][/list=1]
“If you don’t do x, the terrorists have already won” could be next year’s “x makes the Baby Jesus cry”.
Robin
If you make the Baby Jesus cry, the terrorists have already won.
Palve kicks Baby Jesus.
Ladies, if you don’t give me your telephone numbers, the terrorists have already won.
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one’s there to hear it fall, have the terrorists already won?
Just curious.
If Osama plans on setting up in Korea, he will have Won already.
i’m going to try this one out! 
(if it fails i already have someone to blame anyway . . . -i’m joking) 
If SDMB starts charging for admittance, then the terrorists have already won.
If I dont hit 100posts in a couple days, then the terrorists have already won.
If a fifty naked virgins dont run into my room and please me in ways man has never imagined within the next five minutes, then the terrorists have already won.
If you don’t return your Publisher’s Sweepstakes entry, the terrorists have already won!
If advertisers continue to use pop-up ads that come up beyond the limits of the screen, the terrorists have already won.