When I have to drink decaffeinated coffee, the terrorists have already won.
What’s yours? Whimsical replies only please. This is MPSIMS and not the Pit or GD.
When I have to eat non-fat cheese the terrorists have already won.
When I can’t get a local forecast between 6 and 7PM because the Weather Channel is showing repeats of Storm Stories, the terrorists have already won.
The terrorists have already won?
Well, I for one welcome our new terrorist overlords.
When I have to wake up before 9AM, the terrorists have already won.
When I have to pick up my dog’s poop from a park, the terrorists have already won.
When I have to be whimsical on request, the terrorists have already won.
Sequential thread time:
If it doesn’t say “O-R-E-O”
The terrorists have already won
If all the traffic lights on the way home from work are red, the terrorists have won.
If I have to drink non-alcoholic beer.
When I agree with George Will, the terrorists have already won.
When they’ve captured my queen and both my knights within the first few turns…
When a sports event runs long and stops me from seeing my favorite show…
When people act stupid…
The next time I go to Iraq, if I get killed I don’t care if the terrorists have already won.
When we start posting to a thread about how the terrorists have already won, the terrorists have already won.
When the smart-assed Palestinian service manager service manager at the Volvo place keeps me car an extra day, then the terrorists have already won.
In Soviet Russia, you have already won TERRORISTS!
(Think of it as the equivalent of Nigerian banking scams, but we offer Checnyans rather than money.)
The Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society have already won thread?
Sounds perfect for them. Now they just need to win the SCUD missles.
The day I can no longer buy Cheez-Its will be the day the terrorists win.
Mmmmmmm…
When I get tired of posting on the SDMB ths terrorists have already won!