I’m in the midst of a cleaning blitz. I have found the floor, I am slaying the dust bunnies, and I am getting the laundry together. All the socks are turned right-side out and properly matched, except one.
The red one.
I have one pair of red socks. I have not put the colors into the washer yet. The white socks and undies are cavorting salaciously about in there, and I do know the red sock is not in there, because I put in each and every item singly, individually, and one at a time.
If the red sock is missing and gets into the rest of the laundry, it’s really going to mess up the rest of the wash. At least I’ve done the whites first, but I really don’t feel like bleaching red out of the towels.
So if you see my one red sock, please give it back before it messes up everything.
Really. One stupid sock is holding me up right now. So if you have it, or have seen it, please let me know where it is.
Sorry, I haven’t seen your red sock, but I do have a single blue with white stars sock which has lost it’s partner. It’s annoying, because I like that pair of socks, but I’m pretty sure it’s lost for all time.
Though I do have to clean too. I’m losing access to the floor by the minute! As for the dust bunnies of cat hair…I believe they are starting an army under the couch, with the Reserve Corps under the bed.
Ah, that’s the problem! Too much bleach on the one sock took all the color out.
“Remember, man, that thou art dust and unto dust thou shalt return.” If that’s true, I found a secret human-parthenogenesis lab or the demise of an entire civilization under my bed. Still haven’t found the red sock yet.
Screech , I don’t have your red sock, but I may know where it is. I think it ran away with my missing red sock, and they are now living in sin somewhere in the PAcific Northwest. Bastards.
I have your red sock. If you wish to see it again you will put $89 dollars in unmarked bills and leave it in locker 13 at the bus terminal. You will then be contacted as to where to meet your sock.
