…when and where would you hammer?
I’d hammer in the morning.
You know the one with a hammer that bothers me? The lady in the first Hellraiser movie. She uses her hammer to hit guys over the head so that her dead boyfriend can come back to life. ventually she gets to Hell and meets the Cenobites, including Pinhead, the guy with nails sticking out of his head in all directions. Now, here are two people simply made for each other. I can see her banging all those nails in, then turning him over and banging them back out. But noooooo. She never even gets the hammer near him. What a letdown!
You know the one with a hammer that bothers me? The lady in the first Hellraiser movie. She uses her hammer to hit guys over the head so that her dead boyfriend can come back to life. ventually she gets to Hell and meets the Cenobites, including Pinhead, the guy with nails sticking out of his head in all directions. Now, here are two people simply made for each other. I can see her banging all those nails in, then turning him over and banging them back out. But noooooo. She never even gets the hammer near him. What a letdown!
I’d hammer in the evening.
All over this land.
I have a hammer with a metal head and a hammer with a plastic head. I hammer with them in my flat and Mom’s flat and Lilbro’s flat, being sort of the family’s official hammerer whenever Middlebro isn’t involved. Middlebro doesn’t like being outhammered.
I’d hammer my little brother RIGHT now, he’s being annoying once again…
I had a friend who was one of nine kids. She’d occasionally burst into her own rendition of that song:
If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the Mor-or-ning
I’d hammer in the eve-ning
All over this la-a-a-and
I’d hammer out danger
I’d hammer out a war-r-ning
I’d hammer out Linda, Pat, Peggy, Sue and Nick…Kath, Pen, Bobbi and Joe
Ooo Oooo Oooo Oooo
It’s a hammer of justice. It’s a hammer of freedom.
It’s a hammer of looooove between ma brothers and ma sisters.
Aaaaaaa-aaaaaall over this land.
Which brings up the question, what would you do if you had a bell?
I would ring it in the morning.
This is sort of opinion, but it’s really pointless.
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
If I had a hammer, I think everything would look like a nail.
STOP!
Hammer time.
I would SMITE the evil Giants of Jötnar!
FOR ODIN AND ASGARD!!!
Every time you see me,
That Hammer just so hype.
I’m dope on the floor, and I’m magic on the mike.
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don’t hit.
Jeez lou-eezz you just made my morning. 
I’d Hammer at Suppertime…
Well I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.
Yes I would!