Ask the rich asshole.
Um, you’ll have to wait a certain number of years, though.
Ask the Renaissance Faire worker.
Ask the FFXI Junkie.
Ask the Worker’s Comp Adjuster.
OMG you still play? I guess I can’t criticize though. I have my accounts but don’t play… I just can’t bear to let them go! So many memories. My linkshell-mates, the late nights, my first IRL relationship… /sigh. I’m on Alexander.
As for me:
Ask the Greek Thief of Legend
Ask the creepy guy
Ask the 24 year old college senior who wants to work in Japan but is having trouble and wants to never graduate except he really does and aaaaaarrrghh..
That last one may need re-wording ^^;
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I’ve actually thought about this, too. I’ve got a few that come to mind. However, the one that I think might be able to fight the most ignorance is one I doubt would get much interest:
- Ask the Strategist
The reason I suspect it wouldn’t get much interest is probably the same reason it could be used to fight ignorance: Everybody thinks they can do it! 
As a trained professional (“back off man - he’s knows strategy and is not afraid to use it!”), I spend more time helping folks get past what they think they know about strategy vs. actually doing strategic analysis, planning and exeution - and yeah, if you don’t execute the strategy, it doesn’t count!
So it would be more about the craft of strategy - regardless of the field it is being applied in (in my case business - but we study war strategy, etc.)
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Oh, I’d devour that thread. Can I hire you? I’m serious.
I could do the ask the…
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[li] Female residential contractor[/li][li]Storm Chaser-not the kind who chase tornadoes, the kind who works with insurance companies to help you put your house back together after the tornado.[/li][li]Ex-horsewoman[/li][li]Wakeboarder[/li][li]Fisher[/li][li]Mother of 5 kids[/li][li]Major pain in the ass[/li][/ul]
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Okay, I have to ask: what exactly is a ‘pari-mutuel tote wagering hub’?
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People bet online (Horses, Greyhounds, Jai Alai, Harness) into a pool. the bets go to the track. the pool is divided amongst the winners and their accounts are credited accordingly. We get a commission.
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Ask the unemployed archivist
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Ask the pagan who is not a crystal-waving hippie freak
Ask the…
… guy who enjoys learning photography
… amateur game designer
… Orthodox Jew
… MBA student
… father of three teens/pre-teens
… guy who reads too much
… is exhausted cleaning for Passover
… the guy who does too much
… the guy named…
Zev Steinhardt
Ask the guy that knows far too much about passwords.
Ask the collector of old Western Electric / Bell System telephones.
Ask the guy whose neighbor says they have 74 little squeaky and flapping bats in their chimney. eh, that’d be a short thread.
Huh. A lot of the things that make me unique are also really personal.
Only a few ideas I’ve had would I be really comfortable doing.
Ask the Nietzsche enthusiast
Ask the Buddhist atheist who performed an exorcism as a fundamentalist Christian teenager
Ask the family member of a paranoid schizophrenic
Maybe in a couple years, once I have a Masters degree, I can do
Ask the woman who studies immigration policy*
Meh.
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I’d really like to see an “Ask the practicing Buddhist” thread.
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I’d do this, though ‘‘practicing’’ would have to be a very broadly applied term.
…the (former) Quaker
…the Pacifist
Nah, I wouldn’t do either – one is too dull and the other, too controversial.
How about ‘Ask the mild mannered Doper?’
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Ask the guy whose neighbor says they have 74 little squeaky and flapping bats in their chimney. eh, that’d be a short thread.
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I need some bats, the mosquitoes are carrying the kids off, and the kids are teenagers and 6’ tall!!
Seriously I need a bat house.
I could do:
Ask the Database Administrator for large E commerce websites.
Ask the journeyman electrician.
Ask the C# programmer.
Ask the Chemical engineer.
Ask the Dad of a REALLY ADHD kid, who seems to be coming through ok.
Ask the Dad of a Video game addict. (Not the ADHD one)
I’ve been seriously considering starting an Ask the (ex) Jehovah’s Witness thread, but I don’t know if there’d be enough interest. Can’t really think of any others that haven’t been covered already.
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I’ve been seriously considering starting an Ask the (ex) Jehovah’s Witness thread, but I don’t know if there’d be enough interest.
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Probably not much, other than to ask if this has ever happened to you:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4600087&postcount=31
Hmmmm
I could contribute heavily to ask the:
Emergency Medical Technician
Amusement Park Operations Guy
Inventory guy
Computer Shop owner
I would find many of these very interesting, but this one…
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2. Ask the electroconvulsive therapy survivor.
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especially!
As for myself, I could do either one on agoraphobia or being an Alice Cooper fanatic. I’m sure everyone would find both equally riveting. 
A lot of these sound really interesting.
I guess I’m fairly boring, I would only be able to do:
Ask the (former) Vegas cocktail waitress
Ask the 30ish year old woman who has no interest in marriage/kids.
I know a lot of people have no interest in kids, but it seems that every woman I know has a desire to find a husband at some point. I truly don’t care if I never marry.
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- Ask the hermit.
- Ask the electroconvulsive therapy survivor.
- Ask the birthmother.
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All of these sound interesting to me.
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…the … Quaker
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I ended up doing an impromptu version a couple of years ago, in a thread about something else. Don’t recall the details, though.
Don’t know if there’d be any questions, but I could do:
Ask the tall-ship sailor
I’ve been going back and forth on whether to post here in more detail. I guess I don’t really have anything to lose, and I confess, I’d like to be interesting enough to warrant a thread, and this is the only way to find out.
Possible qualifications for an “ask the…” thread:
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chronically ill (lyme disease) from age 17 to present (I’m going to be 24 in late April), on IV antibiotics
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recovering from a personality disorder (not one of the more interesting ones, sadly, just schizoid)
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I’m not sure how to put this. I’m rather odd. Among other things, it would be safe to say that my appearance is entirely unconventional: colorful shirts, long skirts and striped socks; don’t wear make-up. It feels normal to me, but a lot of people seem to find it note-worthy, so I thought I’d throw it out there.
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I’ve been seriously considering starting an Ask the (ex) Jehovah’s Witness thread, but I don’t know if there’d be enough interest.
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I would certainly be interested.