If Train A leaves Chicago at 3 p.m. traveling at 62 MPH and Train B leaves Los Angeles at 12:52 a.m. traveling at 10 MPH and yet another train, this one Train C, leaves Miami at 4:15 three days later traveling 100 MPH What time would it be in Aruba when train C jumped the tracks?
Have you found your dad’s porn stash yet?
The muffin man?
Would you mind doing the dishes, feeding the dog and taking out the trash while I’m at Chi-Dope? 
[Gollum] What has it got in it’s pocketses, yes precious?[/Gollum]
The Rawhide Kid’s name was Johnny Bart.
The Outlaw Kid’s name was Lance Temple.
In this western story I’m writing about Kid Czarcasm, what name do you want this character to have that his folks gave him when he was born? I was going to think of one myself, but I thought you might want to be the one to pick the name.
Pick a name other than your real name so you can maintain your privacy here in the boards.
What is the frequency, Kenneth?
The Muffin Man!
Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?
http://www.kididdles.com/mouseum/m027.html
That’s a link to the lyrics of this kiddie song.
I think you’ve scared him off, guys.
What is your father really like?
::: puts on hard hat and Kevlar body armor, ducks behind convenient berm, waits to see results of answer :::
Has your parental unit explained to you where the birds and the bees come from yet?
Can somebody fill me in?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a man says something in the forest and there is not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Have you ever known anyone who has done stuff described in:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=180787
Do one-legged ducks swim around in circles?
–IDB
Has this milk gone bad?
Does this post make me look fat?
[Santa]Is there a Virginia?[/Santa]
What’s your dad’s credit card number and expiration date?
Why are we here?
F_X
What time was it?