I would steal so much money that I could pay other people to do the unspeakable things I want done to my foes…
Oh, and I’d be a porn star… but that defeats the purpose of not being caught if you want people to see it, eh?
I’d frame a number of high-ranking political and religious leaders for child pornography.
I would go from car to car ripping off jesus fish, antiabortion license plates, antiabortion bumper stickers and have a really big bonfire in hopes of my upcoming trip to hell.
Can you imagine the warehouse full of MATTRESS TAGS that I could amass?
And no one would be able to stop me!
NO ONE!
Live in nurse approaches with syringe 
Piss on my former boss’ face.
You know what’s funny? My morals would prevent me from doing what I’d like to do (like being able to take home for free whatever caught my fancy during shopping trips, for example.) I’m a wimp, I guess, but my morals are very, very strongly tied into my self-esteem and I’d feel horrible.
But! If I could get away with it, I’d miss much time from work, even if it meant reduced paycheques. I’d love to just get up and leave when I like without it being held against me, or just call in sick and spend the day home reading. Oh! And I’d be rude to the customers who are mean to me while I’m at work. Yeah, that I could definitely handle. 
Smack this girl I know up side the head. She’s earned it.
I’d go to our local & state newspapers about the behavior of some of the University’s regents. Also a certain professor.
Spend sometime contemplating the morality of the situation.
After about 3 milliseconds, it would go on a drunken binge and see how long I came make a continuous trail of vomit. Oh, and I’ll find every member of every extremist racist/religous/management group and kick them hard in their squishly sensitive areas.
Let’s just say Fort Knox would be empty.
Everything that moves.
Me too.
I’m actually sort of laid back, so I wouldn’t do anything violent. Coups don’t have to be violent, right?
Score a Hayabusa, and max it out on the A1 motorway between Amsterdam and Almelo.
Uh, and I’d have the road closed for all other traffic, just because I could.
On top of Portsdown Hill (near where I work, in Portsmouth, UK), there is a very large cannon (display only), pointing out to sea on a grassed area by the roadside outside one of the historic forts.
If I knew I would never be caught, I would make a large white flag with a red star-shaped splash and the word BANG! in huge black letters and insert it on a pole into the open end of the cannon.
I’d steal Bill Gates’ identity.
[wistful reminiscence]
I’ve always wanted to rule the world…
[/wistful reminiscence]
You and me both,Lissa.
IDBB
Mangetout, I like your style!!
But what would I do? Kick some serious ass. Such as my best friend’s soon-to-be-ex-husband who has no respect for people in general and hits her whenever she doesn’t please him.
Don’t make me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry…* and this woman would then teach him some respect! I’d hit him upside the head with a wet squirrel! I’d…
:: going to my happy place now :: calm blue ocean - calm blue ocean
Nothing I do not currently do: my own morality does not allow for cuaght/not caught.
Of course, if I could also acheive any results I wanted then…
Kill the leaderships of
Burma
Zimbabwe
Iran
China
Iraq
North Korea
Cuba
oh hell, anywhere where personal freedom is held back by government. Hmm…that would be everywhere then. maybe I ought just concentrate on the worst of them
I’d go hunt down all the enemies from my past and get my revenge. While I would never kill any of them, I’d surely beat the crap out of them. Then I’d have a lot of fun tying them up or chaining them to the wall and then destroying their property and looting their belongings for anything of theirs I might want.
I’d loot the computer superstore and the bookstores for all the goodies that I have been wanting but haven’t been able to afford. I’d also add a lot of titles to my CD and DVD collections while I was at it.
I’d take a drive through town at about 80 mph late at night just to experience it. On the freeway I’d drive as fast I felt my car could handle.