If you regularly masturbate your K9 police dog you'll have greater control of it - Any validity?

[Jack_Batty]

All I know is that if someone came around to my cube every day to give me a handjob, I’d do what the hell he asked me to.

Wait. I think that came out wrong.

[jayjay]

@Khadaji

James Herbert tells a funny story about using an artificial vagina on a bull. You were supposed to fill it with warm water to help make it feel more real, but they made the water too hot and apparently the bull was not amused.

I remember that scene from the books. One of the more memorable moments.

James Herriott, btw

[Khadaji]

@jayjay

I remember that scene from the books. One of the more memorable moments.

James Herriott, btw

Thank you for the correction. Man, it sucks getting old! There was a day when I wouldn’t have done that.

[billfish678]

@Jack_Batty

All I know is that if someone came around to my cube every day to give me a handjob, I’d do what the hell he asked me to.

Wait. I think that came out wrong.

“Pink slip” indeedy…talk about hard economic times.

[tr0psn4j]

@Khadaji

Yes, a vet will do it for artificial insemination. Not just dogs, but other animals.

James Herbert tells a funny story about using an artificial vagina on a bull. You were supposed to fill it with warm water to help make it feel more real, but they made the water too hot and apparently the bull was not amused.

Ron White talks about his vet doing it and offering to teach him how so that he doesn’t have to bring it in - he says no thanks, the dog follows me around too much as it is. The entire bit was very funny.

Fleshlight for bulls?

[Translucent_Daydream]

Only in Virginia…

[chique]

@Translucent_Daydream

Only in Virginia…

Naw, this is usually a Florida story.