Seems like an odd belief. Any validity to this hypothesis that wanking your dog will make him more compliant?
Was this before or after they told him about the snipes in the basement? Damn, those correctional officers have imaginative hazings.
(I do not know specifically about K-9 or security dog training, but masturbation is not now and never has been to my knowledge a recommended training reward.)
A bone, yes; a boner - totally unheard of!
Adds a completely new meaning to “man’s best friend” tho’.
Hmmm, candidates for a Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercial (Mr. K-9 masturbator…)?.. and Bob McDonnell has a 15% lead in the governor’s race. Sweet Home, Virginia, indeed. :rolleyes:
Username post combo. Interesting theory though. I’d like someone else to do the reasearch.
Think of wolf-pack dynamics. Subservient males do not get their rocks off (with other members of the pack) and they *certainly *do not service the alpha male.
I suppose that actively encouraging the dog to mount you might be more disruptive of training and discipline, but not by much.
it would train the dog to come when you call.
also you might have trouble getting the dog to chase or pursue anyone. Guard, “go”. Dog, “i’m not leaving your side, you’re my right hand i wish i had”.
This is a rumor started by K9 police dogs.
Man’s best friend with benefits?
with a knick-knack paddy-whack
GIVE THE DOG A BONE!
No one’s seriously advancing that theory.
*“I would characterize it as hazing,“ he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.“ *
They told him that to haze him, to convince him to perform the act.
And for what it’s worth, as a matter of law I don’t believe that masturbating a dog is “cruelty to animals” as defined in Virginia.
“Honestly, officer, she’s into S&M.”
So what’d he use… K-9 Jelly?
By the time he got that, it’d be too late…
Is it possible to masturbate a dog? Will the dog let you do it?
All I know is, once you start jerking off a police dog, you better not stop.
Regards,
Shodan
A long time ago I followed a link which led to an article written by a woman who explained in detail how to train your male dog to…er…
Yeah.
Yet another item on my “Man, I really didn’t need to know about that” list.
James Ellroy referred to this in one of his novels, probably The Cold Six Thousand. Although I’m sure the idea came from his whacked-out mind and had no grounds in reality.
Yes, a vet will do it for artificial insemination. Not just dogs, but other animals.
James Herbert tells a funny story about using an artificial vagina on a bull. You were supposed to fill it with warm water to help make it feel more real, but they made the water too hot and apparently the bull was not amused.
Ron White talks about his vet doing it and offering to teach him how so that he doesn’t have to bring it in - he says no thanks, the dog follows me around too much as it is. The entire bit was very funny.
Its all good if you know German.
Thats my story and I am sticking to it.