I hate every nauseating, flabby, sweaty, hubcap-for-belt-buckle wearing, ugly, smelly, icky man who has ever called me “sweetie,” “sugar,” “doll,” “honey,” “baby,” “sweetheart,” “darlin’,” or “baby-girl,” I’ve got one that calls me mean lady; so far he’s the only one who’s got it right. And an extra loud “FUCK YOU!” to the dirty old goat who told me my hair was just the right length to tickle him with while he rubbed up against the rest of me. I seriously considered shaving my head after I finished gagging. (:shudder:)
I hate idiots who bring me something on disk and swear up and down that it is a font or graphic file that I have requested. It is invariably a microsoft word file that has an unlinked inserted picture instead of the actual graphic file, or, in the case of font suitcases, the customer had typed the word in the appropriate font at their office is microsoft word and saved it and assumed that the magical font fairies would make it miraculously appear on my computer when I popped the disk in. Dumbasses. The worst part is, I am making much less than they are. Morons.
I hate Ayesha, she’s such a bitch.
I hate stupid fucking newbies who give other newbies a bad name by wasting their 37th post bitching about some ridiculous pointless shit in hopes that their rudeness, inattention, and loud-mouthedness will make everyone with over 100 posts so impressed their jaws will drop in admiration and they will all simultaneously orgasm in astonishment and excitement while passing the magical Crown of Coolness (previously only worn by mods) on down while the rest of us flail and thrash in worship.
Keep your mouth shut and un-register, fuckhead.
Gratuitously fat people can be rendered down for their componants, IMHO.
Fundies can be shoved back under the rock from which they crawled. Open your fucking eyes, you stupid peckerheads.
So do i qualify, nacho4sara?
And mimes- make that all performance artists. If you must ‘challenge our conceptions of society and the human condition’ could you get some talent first?
Also politicians. How has our society devolved to such a level that compromise is the primary trait required of our leaders?
And fucking mainstream musicians. If your going to ride the grazy train at least drop your fucking pretentious attitude you… (in the interests of good taste i have not listed my thoughts here).
And the paradigm which has been established, which
ensures that our current wasteful methods and practices are so entrenched that shifting it with our limp dick politicians is like trying to cut through a brick using cheese.
And people who write really long replies to quick fire questions…
People who think their presence on earth is a gift from god and that we should be thankful for the opportunity to have our mundane lives enlightened by the honor of their presence. And preppies. And the places where those two overlap.
Hey Marlitharn!
You sweet li’l hotty!
Y’know yer post count’s and 69 and you know what that means fer you and me (wink-wink, nudge-nudge)!
…except for my ridiculous coworker who seems to think she was put on this earth to be “bubbly” and make constant references to the fact that she “likes to sweat” and is going to decorate her bedroom with fake leopardskin, feathers and red lights “Ooh, I’m going to brothelise it!”.
Listen, sweetie-tits, a sexuality is no substitute for a personality. Stop playing up to the bimbo persona, and then you can stop whinging that people don’t take you seriously.
And while you’re at it, stop dividing the world on gender lines. “Oh, wow, I’ve never seen a woman eat black pudding before!” Did you think that men ate black pudding with their cocks?
Oh, and one last thing. Stop parading your ignorance in front of everyone. If there’s one thing we care about less than your tits, it’s your ignorance. If I didn’t know what a republic was, or that the Queen is the head of state of the United Kingdom, I wouldn’t go shouting it from the rooftops. I’d go and look it up in a book, or on God’s own Internet. And when someone is discussing the fact that Debretts say that Bush has more European blue blood that Gore, please realise that piping up with “But he hasn’t ever been to Europe” is goin to earn you a swift putdown. Try thinking before you speak. It doesn’t hurt.
I hate whoever uses the word “empowered” for any reason whatsoever.
So you feel that strongly about the gun control issue, do you?
I hate the fact that I’m going to be wondering what illegal act zwaldd posted on the second page of this thread.
I hate having my entire life be completely uncertain after December 8th.
I hate being at work on a Saturday.
I hate the LSAC.
Aw gee - I usually just lurk here but I guess I have to trash someone or some group… so…
Attention All Jehovahs Witnesses
FUCK OFF!
If you want to promote your religeon, put some sickenly sweet commercials on TV like the Mormons do, and STOP KNOCKING ON MY FUCKING DOOR WHEN I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!
Some of us work nights ya know!
Ahhhhhh.
I feel better now. Thanks Chef.
I hate ignorant jingoists who make sweeping derogatory statements about people and regions they clearly know next to nothing about.
That goes for BOTH of you, QUINCY’’’ and Major Feelgud…
Fucking fundamentalists!
i hate the carpet in my house.
i hate the contractor who fucked up our other bathroom.
I hate aol and this shitty compaq i use.
i hate it when nobody will make more ice cubes in my house.
I hate being the only one willng to spend time cleaning this house.
I hate the woman who is doing my orienting at the nursing home i now work at. I hate her attitude and her voice.
i hate it when she treats me like a retard for having the temerity to ask for help.
I hate it when she gives me shit for things i cannot control, like the supply of washcloths and towels, at 11pm!
I cannot force the laundry and housekeeping people to come in just to bring us some damned towels and washcloths!
I hate it when her impatience will not let me finish my own rounds, you knew goddamn well I only had four rooms to check. Do you not know that i cannot learn anything when you do my work???
I hate it when she feels that she must tell me something a dozen times, I hate it when she gives me a list and reads it to me, like i am a retard. You are not giving me a copy of War and Peace; or Anna Karenina; it is only a 3* 5 piece of paper!!!
the only thing i am glad for is that she would not know the internet or computers, even if they sent her a can of whoopass!!!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again;
Originally posted by Lexicon:
And that’s all I have to say about that…
I despise, with every fiber of my being, people who drive luxury SUVs. Regular ol’ SUVs are bad enough, but I imagine that people who decided to buy, say, a Mercedes-Benz SUV went through a thought process much like this:
“Hmmm…time to replace the Jag. I’d really like to get an SUV, because I want to do as much environmental damage as possible while commuting to work, and I want to make the road a more dangerous place for people who drive normal passenger cars. On the other hand, I want everyone else to know how rich I am, that I can afford a Beemer or a Mercedes. If only there were a way to pollute more and be an incredible snob!”
I hate them so much that I pray for their goddamn Rapture to take place so their suddenly unoccupied vehicles will veer off the road and crash in flames. Fuckers.
I hate the people in my Student Government class.
We’re supposed to be leading the school, and instead we argue for 40 fucking minutes over the fucking “spirit stick” that nobody gives a fuck about anyway. Wait, did I say “we”. I meant “they”, because I would never, ever, get involved. You know the old adage, “Don’t argue with a fool, people may not be able to tell you apart.” Well, it holds true, even for 30 fools.
God, I hate those people. It’s like Sweet Valley High, only worse.
I’m sick of moronic fucking homophobes who slander even their fellow heterosexuals with their self-loathing.
Why don’t you stop spouting the vitriol and come out of the closet like your hero Mr. Garrison and fill those flapping jaws with the dick that will make you happy.
In defiance of the OP, I have to say:
I live in Florida in a brand new house with my beloved wife and companion Marcie. There is a beautiful beach within easy walking distance. I telecommute from my home for a really great company and my boss is actually a nice guy.
Marcie’s office is within two miles of our new house and she enjoys her job, thinks her boss is great and likes her fellow employees.
What’s to hate?