That’ll be another item on my rider. “All people must use nothing but Merkin units.”
That’s fine if you’re a stripper, but what about the rest of us?
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[li]I can have my dogs with me at all times. My dogs will be provided with freshly shredded chicken and a nice cozy bed. [/li][li]No person who comes within 200 feet of me may use or wear perfume, cologne, scented soap, body lotion, spray, or any other type of scented product. No potpourri, scented candles, room spray, or any other fragrance product of any kind. [/li][li]No one will disturb me with stupid questions or comments while I am reading. “That must be a good book!” :rolleyes:[/li][/ol]
Not much - I’m not very demanding at the best of times. Oh, one thing would be nice, though. A portion of chicken gyro meat and chips.
A large portion.
With garlic mayonnaise.
And onions.
White onions.
From Yummies Kebab House, on Forton Road in Gosport.
Hmmm…
2 cans of Coke Zero, preferably Cherry, chilled.
A dark chocolate Kit-Kat.
My wife and/or dog have full access to my location at all times. Everyone else leaves me the hell alone.
My room must have Wi-fi access at all times.
I’m serious about the leaving me the hell alone part.
A grilled chicken sandwich and French fries from a good local restaurant. BBQ is optional but only if it’s actually good.