Does this “ejaculate” include intercourse or only masturbation? If it includes intercourse, you’d have to magically extract the semen from their new bodily locations. Don’t most men produce ejaculate at least twice a week, as much as seven times a day when they’re 15 to 25?
So could you float or swim in such a pool ?
Imagine the fry-up you could have!
Not to mention, you’d raise hell with the birthrates for a while.
Also, think of this. According to statistics, a new child is born somewhere in the world about once every 4.2 seconds… so that means at least one guy around the world is ejaculating every 4.2 seconds.
Now think to yourself, what percentage of ejaculations (masturbatory OR intercourse) actually end up resulting in pregnancies?
These Microsoft interview questions have moved on a bit since my day, that’s for sure. What’s wrong with “how many TV sets are there in Kentucky?”
Non-Newtonian liquid. You could walk.
Calling Mangetout. I’ll keep bringing this up until I’m disabused of the notion that he is, relatively speaking, knowledgable about this. It is not a personal dig. 
Even if you use the VERY conservative “once a week”* and apply it over a man’s lifetime, say 50 years, that comes out to over 2,500 ejaculations, so I’d say about 1-in-1,000 or less based on the average number of children per family, maybe even as low as 1-in-10,000, especially with the trend towards smaller families. Also, even unprotected sex has only about a 5% success rate; even just before ovulation, a women only has a 25% chance of conceiving.
*FWIW, the average frequency of sex is 2-3 times a week and masturbation is 3-5 times a week, for a total 5-7 times a week (for both sexes; men probably do both more often than women), so it looks like I am not unusual in thinking that once a week is a sign of low sex drive.
So if we just go with the estimate that 1 in 5,000 (I think that’s conservative, really) ejaculations across the world results in pregnancies, that means that every second, 1190 guys across the world have ejaculated!
1190 cums/second * 5mL/cum = 5950 mL/second = 5.95 Liters of cum per second!
141,442.66 liters / 5.95 L/s = 23,771 seconds or 6.6 hours.
Not too far off from the first calculation. Same order of magnitude anyway!
It seems very likely that it would be quite possible to fill several backyard swimming pools in a day if it were possible to collect it all.
I’d like to say, well done! I felt like your math was off by a factor of ten, but I got the same answer with the calculator. That’s a lotta jizz, dude…
Oh, the smell…
More like a sphere-jerk.
Don’t know about 90 year-olds, but this 67-year-old is getting more than you.
we’ll be sure to let you know once we find someone who’s impressed.
I thought you’d be referring to this thread.
Is there REALLY nothing new under the sun? God damn!
Well there goes my business idea 
Seems like people are already filling pools with cum!
I don’t care who’s impressed; I just don’t like younger people making assumptions about older people.
If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world…
See, this is why I like coming on these boards when I’m half shit faced. It gives me ideas for the goofy “Weird Al” style song lyrics I post Here and Here.
“I’d like to collect the worlds ejaculate, and keep it in a pool…”
:):p;):D:rolleyes:
And boy is he tired. And sore. 