If you were able to collect all human ejaculate across the world...

[AaronX]

@drewtwo99

every 4.2 seconds

Now we know the question to the answer!

[Rick]

@Malacandra

And boy is he tired. And sore.

And dehydrated.

[DonLogan]

@Iggy

…

You could fill 11.82 swimming pools every day at that rate, or one about every 2 hours and 2 minutes.

Here’s hoping “2 hours and 2 minutes” is a Jeopardy answer some day.

[Joey_P]

@njtt

It would take a lot of spunk.

[Lou Grant]I hate spunk[/LG]

[OurLordPeace]

@drewtwo99

Is there REALLY nothing new under the sun? God damn!

Well there goes my business idea Seems like people are already filling pools with cum!

Important point of order: It’s spelled “come.” The origin is that one arrives at a (sexual) destination. There’s been an unfortunate trend, spread by illiterate pornographers among others, to spell it the same as the Latin word for “with.”

[Rick]

@OurLordPeace

Important point of order: It’s spelled “come.” The origin is that one arrives at a (sexual) destination. There’s been an unfortunate trend, spread by illiterate pornographers among others, to spell it the same as the Latin word for “with.”

Cite?

[panache45]

@OurLordPeace

Important point of order: It’s spelled “come.” The origin is that one arrives at a (sexual) destination. There’s been an unfortunate trend, spread by illiterate pornographers among others, to spell it the same as the Latin word for “with.”

:rolleyes: Illiterate pornographer here.

[Leo_Bloom]

@OurLordPeace

Important point of order: It’s spelled “come.” The origin is that one arrives at a (sexual) destination. There’s been an unfortunate trend, spread by illiterate pornographers among others, to spell it the same as the Latin word for “with.”

I’ve thought of this before, and, no pun intended, came to exactly the opposite conclusion. The completion of many verbs often becomes noun-ified; in this case it immediately distinguishes the sexual meaning from, I don’t know, “the arrival,” in the locative sense.

Plus, using “cumpilation” in searches make perfect sense as a unique neologism.

[Leo_Bloom]

Missed edit window:

There’s no reason whatsoever to assume pornographers are illiterate.

[Mangetout]

@Leo_Bloom

Calling Mangetout. I’ll keep bringing this up until I’m disabused of the notion that he is, relatively speaking, knowledgable about this. It is not a personal dig.

As if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared…

You have me mistaken for someone else Sir. The pan-fried semen guy is Mangeorge.

[eschereal]

Can we convince the elves to contribute?

[lieu]

[Randy Quaid]
Skimmer’s full!
[/RQ]