True, but this time I held off until my second post in this thread. For a pilot that’s modest. 
If you were arrested for a high-profile crime, what about you would the media have a field day with?
Like hell they don’t. Most of the information on “the katana murderer”, who killed his little sister and their parents in 2000, still says it was “in imitation of Final Fantasy”. Dude has been diagnosed with paranoid schizofrenia combined with depression (poor kid didn’t get hit by more mental illnesses cos he didn’t have room for them), but if you read the information that’s floating around, it was all FF’s fault.
Yes, he liked FF VIII. No, it wasn’t FF’s fault!
As for “like every other guy in the planet”. I’ve met a couple of hundreds of people who thought they did not play videogames under the following premise:
videogames are played by freaks
I am not a freak
therefore, what I play on my cellphone, FB, etc. are not videogames
That includes several reporters.
Let me guess, you have two folders.
[ul]
[li]Little black leather skirt.[/li][li]Other[/li][/ul]
No, I said serial killer style!
Leather
Type: file folder
Location: D:
Size 302 GB
**Contains: 132,010 files, 2,102 folders
**
I’d list them all but…
(Edit: when I say serial killer style don’t take it too literally. The safest any woman can possibly be in my presence is if she’s got such a skirt on!)
Probably that I grow big juicy mushrooms if you know what I mean…
I don’t doubt you about ALA policy, but I know I can look at my lending history going back at least a couple of years if I access my library account online. So there is some history recorded; whether or not it could be seized by government officials is something I know nothing about.
As for me, they wouldn’t need to dredge up anything nebulous. Those aren’t skeletons in my closet, they’re still-warm carcasses.
Goverment employee
I can tell from the minimal information in your post that you are a secretive government employee.
Thirty-two years working with ammunition and explosives yet I own no guns, ammunition, or explosives 
All my blood relatives are dead. After the last passed, I sold my bulldozer.:eek:
Middle name is “Wayne”.
Am on a Walmart security tape wearing a pajama top over paisley shorts with mismatched flip-flops.
“He took lots and lots of pictures… Of Things. Rusty things, old things, weird things, amazing things. Why did he do that?”
For me, it’d probably be the fact that I own neither a car nor a television. Which either means that I’m an out-of-touch Luddite, or that I just find biking convenient and waste enough time already on my computer.
Though they might also mention my swords (actually, only one sword, plus three nonfunctional sword-shaped-objects, but d’you really expect the media to get that right?). But I think that that’s probably more common than the lack of car and TV.
Do you think they’d find my crossbow suspicious?
I’m too embarrassed to say.:eek:
I’m a “furry”, man.
Government employee who went on disability at one point
Long history of mental illness, specifically mood disorders
Prone to outbursts (before proper medication)
Sketchy employment history before joining the gov’t
Reads comic books, often violence-filled comic books, at 50
Owns a TV and pays for cable, but doesn’t watch it (extra weird)
Sexually and romantically compulsive behavior.
House looks like a landfill
Sort of similar: How would you like to be remembered like this lady who just died: [Woman who smuggled monkey in 2007 dies after rollover](Woman who smuggled monkey in 2007 dies after rollover)? Having tried to smuggle a small monkey into the US from Thailand five years ago by hiding it under your blouse and pretending to be pregnant.
well, I’m a GIRL playing on the interwebs; that’s unusual right? AND…omg, AAAAND, she plays STAR WARS!! AAAAAAAAAND she plays EMPIRE! And OMG half her toons are male. Clearly she has issues. Plus, she plays LIGHTSIDE SITH. Clearly a problem with authority.
My guess is that if she hadn’t smuggled monkeys, nobody on the net would care that she died at all. (Does anyone, anyway? How slow WAS that news day that this was news? 
)
That I worked in porn. Yeah, that’d be enough to doom me in the Public’s eyes, even if all I was accused of was parking infringements.
I’ve seen a psychiatrist for anxiety and depression. I have a couple of books that could make me look like an anarchist/militia-type (specifically, How to Start Your Own Country and Uninhabited Ocean Islands. I’m also a fairly introverted person.
So basically, the media would make me look like a right-wing extremist, and would probably assume (without any justification whatsoever) that I was a racist redneck.