If you were forced into a lesbian lovathon...

I’m a gay female.

If I had to sleep with a guy, it’d be Pierce Brosnan.

I mean, come on, people - he’s People Magazine’s sexiest man alive! Why not start at the top?

Tibs.

Golly. I always have crushes on girls. And it’s because I’m not very girly. But I love really tight flat tummies and good hair…

I would do Angelina Jolie for hours. I mean, we’d be in the hospital. She, in my opinion, is the most beautiful woman alive. Her spread in Movieline a few months ago was FLAWLESS.

And Charlize Theron. I love her. I think she’s very very hot. I would like to kiss her.

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My wife went for a weekend trip to see her best friend from highschool recently. Hadn’t see her in about 15 years and it turns out, she’s a lesbian.
Anyway, before my wife left, I said: “Now, most people are a little curious about what it would be like and a little experimenting never hurts anyone, so, I want you to know that you have my permission and encouragement to “get together” with your friend (and her live-in SO) if the opportunity comes up. The only stipulation is that I want to know every detail when you get back. Have fun, sweetie!”
Sad to say, she (my wife) wasn’t interested, thought I was a little bit nuts, and nothing happened. Still, what if . . .? fun to think about.
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hummmmm…alright, i’ll play.

if i had to, i suppose i would do it with a post-sex op Lynne Russle, but i’m doin’ the pushin’! (and she, oops, i mean he has to wear his old female wardrobe)

Fierra.

Ooo, I want to add her to my list too!

JOhn.

(It’s an accent thing… ;-))

“Wrong Leverrrrrrrrrrrr!”

Yes!

(Well, not the character, but the voice. :D)

JOhn.

I have to agree. There are women I very much admire (Gillian Anderson, Katie Holmes etc) and understand why people are attracted to, but the thought of sleeping with them has never crossed my mind. There aren’t many guys I fanasize about, either, though…I’m hoping this is more of being repressed (virgin and all) rather than depressingly asexual. I’m even more boring than Scredle!

My list of “women I would sleep with” is so expansive that it has special edition indexing and commentary.

Men I would have sex with? Robert Sean Leonard (the boy is pretty) or J. August Richards.

Predominantly hetero guy checking in.

If we can bring back dead people, I’d do Jimi Hendrix in a heartbeat.

Living only? Brad Pitt, because he’s just so damn pretty by any standards.

heterosexual male checking in:

As a quick sidebar, before I give my answer; I will not pretend that I “can’t tell” if men are attractive. I will say, though, that the men I think are good-looking are almost never the men that make my wife think about leaving me. I have no idea why this should be.

Anyway, if I were to be forced into a homosexual encounter with a man, it would be Michael Rosenbaum, who plays Lex Luthor on Smallville (shut up. My wife makes me watch it. Yeah, that’s it). His charisma is almost suffocating.

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And people wonder why straight guys like lesbians so much. We have so much in common. :smiley:

Ha! Like you need to be forced. [sub]Hope you’re enjoying yourselves[/sub] :wink:

Just wanted to say, I haven’t posted much to this thread, but I sure have enjoyed reading it.

Lesbian checking in:

If he were still alive, River Phoneix… maybe a few more rolss in the hay with an unmentionable doper.

Thankfully I am madly in love and my girl has the abs of Renee O’Connor (Gabrielle on Xena) and can kick like Lucy Lawless. Now let me see if I can get her to do the Yiyiyiyiy!

Being heterosexual, for me the best looking man in the world ranks way below the best looking woman in the world, but if you go far enough down the list at some point he’s going to rank equally with a woman. So, being forced or coerced to have sex with a man is going to be exactly equivalent to being forced of coerced to have sex with a woman of some given level of attractiveness.

I’ll suggest Leonardo DiCaprio, though I may think of someone better later.

Straight man checking in (yeah, I know, since when was Groucho anyone’s straight man, butyaknowwhatImean)…if I had to do some (celeb) guy, I’d go with the guy who played Clark Kent/Superman on The Adventures of Lois and Clark.

But almost none of my fantasies about women involve celebs, although I wouldn’t kick Susan Sarandon out of bed. Women I’ve met IRL or over the Web are far more interesting to me, and the same would be true of guys, if I had any interest.

Another straight guy, just passing through…

Sean Connery. 'Nuff said.

Hmmm… Noel or Ben, Noel or Ben… :slight_smile:

Seriously though, maybe Taylor Hanson… (is he legal yet?)
If I take of my glasses, it might actually work!

Straight [sub]I think[/sub] female checking in.

It’s a very interesting questions… I’ve had lesbian/bisexual fantasies, but never put a face to them. Until very recently, I had never met a woman to whom I felt in any way sexually attracted. Now that I have, it’s quite bizarre, and I truly do not know what to make of it.

Well, you could ask her out on a date and run it from there… :wink:

Gay female here—Angelina Jolie, Christina Ricci, & Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order SVU) are at the top of my list.

If I absolutely had to do it with a guy…hmmm. Maybe Noah Wyle from ER? He seems kind of inoffensive.

(guess that shows how gay I really am, that the best thing I can think of to say about a guy is that he’s inoffensive!)