See, here’s the thing. We’re both married!
'Course, if broached on the subject, I think both of the men would have the same response.
“If I can’t participate, can I at least watch???”
Straight male with no disclaimers needed.
That said, it would be the following people who would probably need the gun to the head, but these are a few who I would not need too much convincing on.
Blixa Bargeld - especially if he keeps his hat on.
Johnny Cash - if he serenaded me earlier 
and …
Johnny Depp - there doesn’t really need to be an explanation, does there?
(but not all at once).
I haven’t been able to think about Shania Twain without giggling ever since The Daily Show showed video footage of one of her high kicks and called her, “Shania and her Twain.”
I’m a 98% hetero female, and I’ll add a vote for Angelina. Those lips can go wherever she wants to put them. And if she smiles at me, I’d be more than happy to put my lips wherever she wants me to put them.
But Billy must be far, far, far, far, far, away. We’re talking at least a hemisphere.
If I had to engage in hot nasty girl-girl sex Madonna would have to be my first choice with Lucy Lawless a close second. But best might be all three of us together…I don’t think it could get any freakier than that. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Ani Difranco
Melissa Etheridge
Alysson Hannigan
Kim Basinger (but only as Vickie Vale in Batman)
Mary Stuart Masterson. I can’t even explain that one to myself.
Meg Ryan. She’s bewitching, I tell you.
Bjork.
Nina Simone. Actually, I’d just like to rape her voice.
Hm, I’m so sure there are more, but I’m drawing a blank.
Straight married guy chiming in.
I’d have to pick Bill Clinton for the deed. Mind you, I’m not attracted to the dude. But, I’d love to see for myself if those claims of distinguishing characteristics gracing Willie’s willy are true. This would be all in the name of clarifying for myself if those women were telling the truth about his alleged harassing ways, of course.
I brought this thread to my less-than-adventurous wife’s attention.
At first she said “How silly”.
Intrigued by the fact that she didn’t outright say “No”, I pressed on and she admitted that she wasn’t interested in any woman celebrities, but she might with someone she knew personally.
Heart racing, I asked who that might be.
She refused to answer, saying she didn’t want to put thoughts into my head.
I said, “What’s wrong with that?”
She replied, “Well, if I did, would you want to watch or participate?” :eek:
Thunk! My jaw hits the desk and I’m rendered speechless.
I couldn’t get more out of her after that, but I think our marriage may be taking a turn for the interesting.
Also: Do I get extra bonus points if a lesbian friend, half-in-jest, said that she’d like me to conceive a child with her? (A proposition I would decline if asked outright. However, if she’s the one my wife’s thinking about, then, well, ermm, umm…)
Okay, I’m gonna try this again, after focking up my post last night. I intended to quote the “I don’t understand the attraction with Angelina Jolie” part. So let’s start with the men I would have sex with…
Um…
Ed Norton. I like that guy. I like how he’s interesting to watch, that he doesn’t just stand around displaying the same range of facial expressions as a sea urchin, unlike most supposedly “sexy” actors and actresses.
And Richard D. James, the guy from Aphex Twin. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I can picture this album cover. Note: Richard D. James is not that ugly. That’s a bad picture of his face.
That’s all I can think of.
And like bobkitty said, I would never never in a million years get trapped in a room with Angelina Jolie, let alone have sex with her! She reminds me of the lesbians from back home who would eat candy out of the dirt behind the movie theater and wish they had girlfriends and cheap liquor. No fucking thanks.
jumping on the Angelina bandwagon, she used to be on my list before she got famous and crazy as shite.
When I saw Hackers in the theater, DAMN, I thought she was hot. Now she’s gotten skanky. I don’t wanna kiss anyone who tongues her brother. shudder
A few days ago, I was watching a commercial for the Brad Pitt episode of Friends while on the phone with my ex-GF. She was watching the same commercial and said “oh, he’s soo hot.” I was suprised to find myself saying, without thinking, “Yeah, he is really hot.” So, on that basis, I’d go with Brad Pitt.
Dylan McDermott is an attractive man. So’s Pierce Brosnan.
But with any of the three, I think I’d lose all desire to the point of revulsion once the pants came off. Dicks are just plain unattractive body parts to me, much like feet. (Well, except for the feet of the aforementioned ex-GF. Every part of her is perfect.)
Hell, I’m quasi-straight and I still agree with you there.
Details, details. Look at the broader picture, woman!
Daowajan, I hear you on the Angelina Jolie thing. The woman is terrifying. I know there’s a huge lesbian obsession with her, but really… give me Alyson Hannigan any day.
Phew. Thanks, andygirl. Now I don’t feel like a freak anymore.
Candy. Dirt. Movie theater. You can’t make this stuff up.